Jesse in Japan commented on Suck it Down: Namco's Crane Game Makes Kotaku its Bitch

"You know, a can of Pringles actually costs about the same as the cost to play the game that only gives you a slight chance of winning it."

Jesse in Japan commented on New Star Ocean: First Departure PSP Screens

"Hell, they've had Star Ocean II out on the PSP for a while here."

Jesse in Japan commented on Let's TGS!

"I'm planning on going on Sunday."

Jesse in Japan commented on Scammers Pose As Grandchildren Pleading For Emergency Cash

"They've had this kind of scam in Japan for years."

Jesse in Japan commented on Game Journalists Regularly Wooed By Hot Japanese Women

"It is very important to keep in mind that you ARE NOT ALLOWED to touch the hostesses."

Jesse in Japan commented on World's Largest Cruise Ship Probably Leaves Tsunamis in Its Wake

"Jesus, it's like one of those ugly apartment block buildings in Tokyo, only floating on the water."

Jesse in Japan commented on Does Survival Horror Really Still Exist?

"I've always believed that true horror isn't in what you see, but what you only glimpsed for a second and then imagine that you had seen."

Jesse in Japan commented on Furutech Thinks You are Stupid Enough to Buy an $1800 Power Cable

"I'm sure the Department of Defense will order thousands of them."

Jesse in Japan commented on Thank Nissan For the Canned Bread

"That's nothing."

Jesse in Japan commented on Impromptu Disbarment Parties Starting to Pop Up

"I'm sure he'll have no trouble finding work in the Bush Administration."