Jacob Schumer commented on The Darkness Gets A Sequel, New Developer

"I really, really liked the story and atmosphere, but i thought a lot of the elements had infuriating issues."

Jacob Schumer commented on EA Working On Not Just Dead Space 2, But Dead Space 3 As Well

"I didn't pony up the $60 when Dead Space came out, thinking that a short, single player-only experience wouldn't be worth it."

Jacob Schumer commented on Sometimes This World Is A Horrible Place To Live

"This reminds me of a situation where a group of people is poking fun at someone, then someone who wants to be in the group does it too but goes way beyond the line."

Jacob Schumer commented on Erin Andrews' Attorney Speaks

"@ClueHeywood: I agree, and now I feel dirty having watched it."

Jacob Schumer commented on Christian Bale, Screamer, Video Game Lover (Oh, And Actor)

"This reminds me of the congressman that said he was a gamer because he played pong. Will Arnett."

Jacob Schumer commented on Microsoft's E3 Promises, One Year Later

"Seems like it was almost entirely accurate, minus a few "this will be the best evars" and a few dates."

Jacob Schumer commented on New Tony Hawk Peripheral "Responds Like A Real Skateboard"

"@Skyline7284: Cause everyone has the time for that/doesn't care about hospital bills/isn't allowed to have stupid fun/wants to get harassed by cops"

Jacob Schumer commented on Food Companies: Our Food Probably Isn't Safe Enough For Your Microwave. Good Luck!

"IIRC, just saying "it's not recommended to cook in the microwave" while putting "microwavable" on the box and putting microwave instructions does not free them from legal liability."

Jacob Schumer commented on Seizure Prompts Wonderful Service From United

"In clicking this article I assumed that the headline was some kind of dry sarcasm."

Jacob Schumer commented on Here Are Some Of The Companies Behind The Car Warranty Robocalls

"This is just Missouri's way of trying to get the country to acknowledge it exists"