howie_in_az commented on One Of Michael Vick's Expenses Is "Chump Change"

"@ADismalScience: Yes, dog lovers the world over would gladly pay $5-$10 to beat him!"

howie_in_az commented on IKEA Employee Steals $400,000 In Less Than A Year

"@forgottenpassword: That's why I only take fractions of a penny."

howie_in_az commented on IKEA Employee Steals $400,000 In Less Than A Year

"@Mikestan: Besides they don't produce anything in this country but then again..."

howie_in_az commented on According to the Boy Genius

"@PsychicPsycho3: To be fair, the iPhone is a pretty awesome piece of hardware, and Apple leveraging the iTunes store to sell applications is pretty damn smart."

howie_in_az commented on US Airways: "Angry is One Of the Words We Look For"

"@Saboth: What's the line from Futurama?"

howie_in_az commented on Target Loses all Evidence of Your Application, Thinks You Were Never Hired

"Target has OP's SSN and DNA and will create an army of seasonal workers. Seriously though, I'd be more than a little concerned if any company "lost" my hiring record bearing my SSN."

howie_in_az commented on Welcome To The Island Of Misfit Luxury Imports...

"@kewl132: I hope it's a manual: the automatic transmission tends to fail after 60-80,000 miles unless you change the fluids, which BMW does not cover in their maintenance."

howie_in_az commented on Welcome To The Island Of Misfit Luxury Imports...

"@EtoilePB: If the five-year-old car works fine, do you really need to go get a Beemer?"

howie_in_az commented on According to the Boy Genius

"@AlteredBeast: I'd love to get one but will never willingly give another cent to AT&T, Cingular, or whatever they're calling themselves today."

howie_in_az commented on According to the Boy Genius

"@Amanduh: Maybe his phone has a Pentium."