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halloweenjack commented on United Adds $800 In Fees To $560 Trip, Loses Customer For Life

"Screw United."

http://consumerist.com/5086868/#c9015832 6:03 PM on Nov 19

halloweenjack commented on Apple Repair Center Doesn't Repair Your Laptop, But Does Replace Your Keyboard With German Layout

"You vill use der Deutschemaschine und you vill enchoy it, schwein!"

http://consumerist.com/5091447/#c9013862 4:50 PM on Nov 19

halloweenjack commented on Complete List Of Closing Circuit City Stores

"Oh, darn..."

http://consumerist.com/5074854/#c8714747 11:56 AM on Nov 4

halloweenjack commented on Chair Burns Calories For You (Through Torture)

"Probably that old standby of severely stupid people, (temporary, and occasionally fatal) weight loss through dehydration."

http://gizmodo.com/5070367/#c8606089 12:20 PM on Oct 29

halloweenjack commented on New Star Trek Photos Appear, Enterprise's Bridge Screen Fully Revealed

"NuKirk and NuSpock look botoxed."

http://gizmodo.com/5069916/#c8589234 3:57 PM on Oct 28

halloweenjack commented on Note to Woz: You Are Rich, Stop Making an Ass of Yourself in Commercials

"Other people have already addressed this, but it bears repeating: Woz does not have nearly as much money as Jobs."

http://gizmodo.com/5067858/#c8504343 3:58 PM on Oct 23

halloweenjack commented on Ferrari V4 Motorcycle Concept: If Tron Were a City in Italy

"I just came in my pants a little."

http://gizmodo.com/5054207/#c7941954 1:27 PM on Sep 24

halloweenjack commented on Seinfeld and Gates Are Out, "I'm a Mac" Counterattack Ads Are In

"MS is riffing off something that Apple has done for years?"

http://gizmodo.com/5051517/#c7840118 2:13 PM on Sep 18

halloweenjack commented on Scientists Say Virtual Imaging Colonoscopy As Good As Real Thing, With Less Probing

"I think that they should redo this as an MMORPG: World of Rectumcraft."

http://gizmodo.com/5051607/#c7840046 2:10 PM on Sep 18

halloweenjack commented on Next Generation Stealth Bombers Jump Out of Hyperspace

"If they can squeeze VTOL/hover capability into this thing, I'm getting one to fight crime in Gotham City."

http://gizmodo.com/5051610/#c7839931 2:05 PM on Sep 18

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