halloweenjack commented on Icare Motorcycle Actually Doesn't Give a $@&* About Anything

"Before I can even begin to give a rip about this thing, it desperately needs to be renamed."

halloweenjack commented on One-Man Submarine Built By One Man

"@kadtech: DIY burial at sea?"

halloweenjack commented on Use Photoshop to Create Some Brutally Honest Gadget Ads

"@Monty: Or, even more honestly, "Use sub-LOL[whatever] captioning in Windows Paint to fight the same old boring holy wars.""

halloweenjack commented on Late Arrivals Might Get Stuck With White iPhones

"Black is beautiful, baby."

halloweenjack commented on How Xeni and Violet's Boing Boing affair went sour

"This reinforces my belief that Violet Blue should have biohazard-sign tattoos all over her skin, for the public good."

halloweenjack commented on Did the Internet's free-speech guardians try to hush up a girl-on-girl love affair?

"it's entitled to be as petty, as hypocritical, and as inconsistent as a 14-year-old girl with a MySpace page. Pot, kettle, black."

halloweenjack commented on Hugh Jackman, Daughter: Up, Up And Away

"Odd..."

halloweenjack commented on Girl Scout Robber Stefanie Woods: Sociopath? Or Helpless Victim Of The Terrible Disease Of Painkiller Addiciton?

"I would be willing to take up a collection to send this awesome little Girl Scout to taekwondo classes, so that the next time some two-toned shitbird comes along and tries to swap the cookie money, she can kick the waste-of-oxygen's teeth down her throat."

halloweenjack commented on Uma Hallucinates Tiny KKK Karakter

"I will not be distracted by Uma's glowing affected nerdliness by some midget in paper coveralls."

halloweenjack commented on "Though, As Most Analytical Perfectionistic Minds Do, I Find Myself Going Over The Many Flaws Caused By My Nervousness, Lack Of Antiquate Dancing Ability…"

"It's like the Onion's Smoove B after a single community college class."

halloweenjack commented on Vivienne Westwood Never Gets Her Knickers In A Twist

"I, myself, rarely wear knickers."

halloweenjack commented on This Week In Tabloids: Shiloh Is Lonely, Heidi Is Pre-Engaged, Star Is Missing

""so many siblings"?"

halloweenjack commented on Joan Rivers Says She's A Bigger Slut Than Barbara Walters

"Frightening, in the same way that an animate-and-still-ravenous skeleton of a cheetah would be frightening."

halloweenjack commented on UPDATE: McClellan also said

""What's Wrong With Washington"?"

halloweenjack commented on Does This Look Like "Intellectual" Property To You?

"I think that Bratz would have freaked me out as a kid because of their lack of noses."

halloweenjack commented on Is The Relationship Between Male Artist And Female Subject Always A Destructive One?

"@Diziet_Sma: Molto respect for your username, as I am in the middle of Use of Weapons right now."

halloweenjack commented on Why I Miss Getting Hangovers

"The crappy info on methanol apparently comes from "Wayne Jones, of the Swedish National Laboratory of Forensic Medicine"."

halloweenjack commented on Lindsay Lohan To Sam Ronson: "That's Not What You Said Last Night!"

""No, seriously, Sam, smell my finger."