half-beast commented on Consumerist Forced To Cut Staff

"Weak."

half-beast commented on Verizon Wireless Roadside Assistance CSR Running On Empty, Just Like Your Vehicle

"Seriously, AAA ftfw. I remember breaking down about 20 miles outside of Baker, CA...I called AAA and must've lucked out dispatch-wise...within 10 minutes there was a truck there and in under 45 minutes, I was staring at the world's largest thermometer waiting on my car repairs to finish. I've only needed to call on AAA a few times, but everytime they've more than delivered."

half-beast commented on WaMu Fails, Feds Seize It, JP Morgan Buys It, Your Accounts Are Ok

"WaMu: D'oh!"

half-beast commented on Consumer 101: Get Your Free Credit Report From "Annual Credit Report.com"

"A to the N to the N to the U to the...awwww forget it."

half-beast commented on Can Grand Theft Auto Go Christian?

"I can see it now... "Hey Jesus, there are some bums setting up shop in the temple courts."

half-beast commented on We're not the only ones with

"Lloyds is pants..."

half-beast commented on Reach Blizzard Entertainment Executives

"I didn't get the drops I was wanting on my last Kara run.Someone's gettin' EECB'd..."

half-beast commented on Microsoft Ads Featuring Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld Not Canceled

""WHO WERE THE AD WIZARDS THAT CAME UP WITH THAT ONE?""