elmo3 commented on 115F Degree Ice-Cold Coca-Cola

"@ShirtNinja: So, you come here to enjoy it as yet another crappy blog? Is that what Consumerist wants to be?"

elmo3 commented on 115F Degree Ice-Cold Coca-Cola

"Not just letters about broken soda machines."

elmo3 commented on 115F Degree Ice-Cold Coca-Cola

"Consumerist--the blog for frustrated writers. "I went to get a Coke out of the machine, and it came out so hot I couldn't hold it" turns into a novel, not to mention something worthy of indignant consumer action? WTF? Maybe I'll contribute a scathing literary tome regarding my wet newspaper the other day. People--remember the story about the boy who cried "Wolf!" next time you think you have something worthy for publication here."

elmo3 commented on Tim Horton's Fires Single Mom For Giving A Free Donut Hole To A Baby

"My guess is that the manager came on to her, she said no, and he looked for an excuse to fire her. Hence this story."

elmo3 commented on Kinko's Is Dead, Long Live "FedEx Office"

"Kinko, Kinko The kid loving clown If the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown"

elmo3 commented on WaMu Doesn't Understand The Concept Of Fraud

"@GenXCub: Did I not say he was wronged? I did. But he used the wrong tool, and it cut a finger off. Don't blame the tool."

elmo3 commented on America's Most Unhealthy Drinks Exposed

"@darkryd: the Baskin-Robbins shake doesn't claim to be healthy."

elmo3 commented on WaMu Doesn't Understand The Concept Of Fraud

"He bought online using his check card ("Yesterday, I returned home at 8 pm from vacation to find my checking account was in the negative."). That he was wronged does not cancel out the stupidity of using a check card or Paypal from checking account to buy something online, especially from someone he doesn't know. No sympathy here."

elmo3 commented on Kieffe & Sons Takes Back Apology For "Sit Down And Shut Up" Ad, Attacks "Blog-Lo-Dites"

"gee, if only Ford would likewise force their dealerships to do business in an ethical manner. Fuck Ford."

elmo3 commented on Blue Cross Blue Shield, Aetna: Sorry, Your Pregnancy Is A Pre-Existing Condition

"I'm not exactly siding with the insurance companies, but I shed no tears for a girl who leads her life like this--makes poor choices--and then expects the world to accommodate her. It's time for the world to show her some tough love."