e.varden commented on Paris Hilton Stashes Her Poor Pets Where Authorities Can't Find Them

"Is there a moment when she is not addressing the camera?"

e.varden commented on What Was Lauren Hutton On When She "Massaged" Her Ladyparts With Her Bravo A-List Award?

"Most people are unaware that she's David Letterman's sister...."

e.varden commented on Not An Organ Donor? Maybe This Pile Of Eyeballs Will Convince You

"@imjustskinny!: - 'though I still enjoy a good Helen Keller joke..." All righty then!"

e.varden commented on American Apparel Spoofer: Bambi Porn Edition

"Peeps STILL have difficulty getting their head around the reality that Bambi was a BOY deerling/fawn fer crissakes...."

e.varden commented on 'NYT' Rabbit Kill Story Enrages Bunny-Huggers

"@CaptainHangNail: Boring rabbit pet: I had one as a kid."

e.varden commented on Gossip Writer Haunted By Satanic Curse

"@raincoaster: LeVay was the showman of the Church of Satan."

e.varden commented on 7 Ways To Have A Gorgeous And Inexpensive Wedding

"Eons ago I got married at City Hall."

e.varden commented on Grocery Shrink Ray Hits Dawn Soap

"@backbroken: Price per unit: displayed here in Canada @ A&P/Dominion stores.... Excellent for comparison shopping!"

e.varden commented on Ten-Hour Greyhound Bus Trip Turns Into 26-Hour Odyssey For Teenager

"@scoobydoo: @scoobydoo: [15-yr-old "shoulda known"]. Have you ever been fifteen years old?"

e.varden commented on Subway's Gift Card Machine Is Indefinitely Broken

"@Skankingmike: Hey you fistula of a troll: go away."

e.varden commented on 9 Reasons Why Trains Are Better Than Planes

"@Mr."

e.varden commented on Advantage Rent-A-Car Says 49 Hours In Shop Equals 22 Days

"No such word as "deminition". Diminution, perhumps?"

e.varden commented on Why Super-Cleaning Microfiber Has Never Caught On In The U.S.

"@Orv: Armor-All."

e.varden commented on Crocs + Escalator = Yet Another Mangled Foot

"Balls."

e.varden commented on If you're going to buy an

"I call horseshit on this."

e.varden commented on Triple Indemnity: Keyspan Overestimates Gas Bills

"@tinfoil: Addendum: for you readers not from central Canuckistan may be puzzled by the term Hydro as referring to electicity. ----- Warning: What follows is an explanation of "Hydro", including a history of the term via thepersonage of Sir Henry Pellatt. Reader discretion is advised. Early in the 20th C."

e.varden commented on 115F Degree Ice-Cold Coca-Cola

"@satoru: [O/T] Re: hot drinks in vending machines in Japan: You can also get a can o' cold beer."

e.varden commented on Judge: "Dell Has Engaged In Repeated Misleading, Deceptive And Unlawful Business Conduct"

"@blackmage439: \\OMG noes! Not Hewlett-Packard low-end! Total crap."