☠Gяяяяяяя! commented on The Booth Professionals of the 2008 Guangzhou International Auto Show

"@Cognitive_Friction: Whoa....."

☠Gяяяяяяя! commented on Man Builds Audi R8 Super Car Out Of A Not-So-Super Mercury Cougar

"Wow, the guy did a damned good job."

☠Gяяяяяяя! commented on Commenter Of The Day: Easter Egg Edition

"SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY....."

☠Gяяяяяяя! commented on IKEA Employee Steals $400,000 In Less Than A Year

"@SkokieGuy: Yes, those things are Swedish crack."

☠Gяяяяяяя! commented on IKEA Employee Steals $400,000 In Less Than A Year

"@genterara: Nobody ever accused criminals of being smart."

☠Gяяяяяяя! commented on IKEA Employee Steals $400,000 In Less Than A Year

"So...I think people should be allowed to torture this guy by sending him poorly written and confusing escape plans with pictures that don't make any sense. Additionally, maybe send him a put-it-together-yourself catapult kit."

☠Gяяяяяяя! commented on IKEA Employee Steals $400,000 In Less Than A Year

"@squidbrain: Well, that seems pretty cut and dried, doesn't it?"

☠Gяяяяяяя! commented on IKEA Employee Steals $400,000 In Less Than A Year

"@Dead Wrestlers Society: It's all part of the IKEA master plan...have the furniture go out of warranty before you can figure out how to put it together."

☠Gяяяяяяя! commented on Buy One Dodge Ram, Get One Free

"I'm sure, somewhere, buried in small print, it says something like (*not available to the humanoid life forms of earth). Still, if you could get that deal, you could use the second truck as a source of parts to replace all the crap that breaks on the first one. I agree with previous commenters...I rather have one reliable Toyota than two POS Dodges."

☠Gяяяяяяя! commented on Rural Canadian Wins Koenigsegg CCX, Has No Road To Drive It On

"@edJones: Yeah, and I bet it doesn't even come with studded snow tires."