dualityshift commented on Allen's Bribes Customers Who Find Dead Rat Heads In Their Italian Green Beans

"@Cliff_Donner: Though I gotta say, those green beans DO NOT look appetizing even WITHOUT the rat head. They DO NOT look appetizing because the farmers grow them as big and 'woody' as possible, since they're paid by the pound."

dualityshift commented on Kellogg's Lego Fun Snacks Sends Mixed Messages To Your Child

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dualityshift commented on Kellogg's Lego Fun Snacks Sends Mixed Messages To Your Child

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dualityshift commented on Feazel Roofing Responds To Misleading Junk Mail Accusations

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dualityshift commented on How To Thank Kellog's For Shrinking Cereals

"@Wally East: How do you make Cap'n Crunch?"

dualityshift commented on CVS Doesn't Like Kids

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dualityshift commented on Sears Replaces Your Dishwasher With A Defective One, Then Says "See You In July!"

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