dizavin commented on Apple: MacBooks Can't Handle GarageBand

"hah, "top of the line" and "consumer model". two phrases that when put together, make the worlds most perfect oxymoron."

dizavin commented on McDonald's Takes Baking Metal Screws Into Their Apple Pies "Very Seriously"

"heh, that's what you get for eating at freaking McDonalds. I bet she'll be buying her own groceries and learning how to cook pretty fast, these days."

dizavin commented on Radio Shack Takes Selling Used Digital Recorder Containing Personal Information As New Seriously

"@MrsLopsided: heh, no Radio Shack made only one mistake: accepted a return from a customer that was either A) dishonest and simply wanted to return an item after it's use was worn out, or B) too much of an idiot to figure out that his recorder was actually working properly."

dizavin commented on TSA Forces Woman To Remove Nipple Piercings

"@Skeptic: umm.."

dizavin commented on TSA Forces Woman To Remove Nipple Piercings

"@TheSeeker: where did the metal go?"

dizavin commented on TSA Forces Woman To Remove Nipple Piercings

"I find it hard to sympathize with the woman."

dizavin commented on UPDATE: Hey Geek Squad, I Haven't Seen My Laptop In A Month

" now, don't get me wrong.."