denises_24 commented on Having A Gay Husband Is Kind Of…Queer

"My parents were convinced that my ex was gay, although I obviously did not."

denises_24 commented on Sexual Harassment Equality: A How Not To Guide

"Hubby has a "work stalker"."

denises_24 commented on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Addiction Special Looks At The Link Between Narcissism And Substance Abuse

"I have to file this under "no sh*t"."

denises_24 commented on Women Are Often 'Trailing Spouses' Because Of The Jobs They Choose

"It seems to me this would come down to dollars and cents."

denises_24 commented on Winston Light

"We get our girl cat "clipped" every three months or I can't live in the same house..."

denises_24 commented on Power Play

"What if you buy really expensive bags but fill the rest of the wardrobe at Target and TJ Maxx?"

denises_24 commented on Let's Talk About Sex(ually Transmitted Diseases)

"@LadyNo Fondles Sweaters: Do you get the itchies before your period?"

denises_24 commented on If You Always Like The Emotionally Unavailable, It's Because You Probably Are, Too

"We have a family friend like this although the sexes are reversed."

denises_24 commented on Sometimes Addicts Are Just A-Holes

"@TipsyRussell: @"

denises_24 commented on Judge Judy Doesn't Get The Whole "Friends With Benefits" Thing

"@The Merovingian Princess: How do they affect other parts of the mouth?"

denises_24 commented on Judge Judy Doesn't Get The Whole "Friends With Benefits" Thing

"@ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator: Oh yes..."

denises_24 commented on An observant reader sent us

"Because nothing is more fulfilling than "hinting" (browbeating) your way into a proposal."

denises_24 commented on Hey You! What Did You Spend Your Stimulus Check On?

"We haven't gotten our either."

denises_24 commented on Happy Father's Day, Love Lisa Simpson

"I don't enjoy this one for lots of reasons."

denises_24 commented on Perez Hilton's Clothing Launch Attracts Single-Digit Crowds; He Weeps. Sharon Stone Would Invoke Karma.

"@Philthyist again.: Odd isn't it?"

denises_24 commented on "Am I Too Attractive To Get

"This is right up there with "he is intimidated by me" when dudes don't call back."

denises_24 commented on "I Do Know That You Will Kill Me If I Slip On Anything… That's Why I'm Afraid Of You Haha."

"Laura sounds bitter..."

denises_24 commented on "They're Teetering On The Precipice Of A Great Opening Of The Bowels Of Their Being."

"BTW- Where was Jezebel about 9 years ago when I was in the midst of a really ugly breakup?"