comedian commented on What Is Your Region's DBag Ride Of Choice?

"Google doesn't lie, the Hummer H3 is the douchiest car on the road."

comedian commented on Advocates Want To Grill And Drive With Propane Power

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comedian commented on Chew On This Stat: 10 Percent Of LeMons New England Racers Drive Alfa Romeo Milanos

"Could be yuppies, or it could be because Connecticut has the highest concentration of Italian-Americans of any state in the nation. They were just supporting the motherland. "Giuseppe, be a good boy, buy an Alfa.""

comedian commented on Michigan Student Creates Homeless Utility Vehicle; Results Are Both Degrading And Brilliant

"If they electrified it would it be a HUVEL?"

comedian commented on Can You Afford A Corvette ZR1?

"Jessica Zajicek had the greatest response to Suze Orman. While talking with Suz', Jessica said that she leased her cars since she liked always driving a newish car that was under warranty. Ol' Suz' starts harping on her about this, and closes with "Leasing a car is the worst mistake you'll ever make in life." Totally deadpan Jessica says with glee (paraphrased) "Trust me, leasing a car isn't the worst mistake I'll ever make.""

comedian commented on Vintage Maserati Quattroporte-amino Fire Truck Is Here To Save Us!

"@BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ Grows trees to get his CO² balance done: @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ Grows trees to get his CO² balance done: I come up with 356 Jalopnik points, sticking to the current revision of the scoring system. (Assumes that it has many carbs and even more throttle bodies."

comedian commented on Heads Up! Zephyrchero Alert!

"Theres another Zephyrchero up on ebay right now... [cgi.ebay.com]"

comedian commented on The 24 Hours Of LeMons South 2008 Uber Gallery

"@UDMan: I think I'll attend, but only as a spectator. I'd love to join a team, but I'm nowhere good enough a wrench (or driver) to be the anchor."

comedian commented on Jack Nicholson Solves Oil Crisis 30 Years Ago, Drives Hydrogen Car in 1978

"Explosion resistant. I wonder if that is as effective as a water resistant watch."

comedian commented on A Little Star Wars Action Figure Chess, Perhaps?

"The choice of figures for the pawns doesn't make sense. If rebel pilots are pawns, then shouldn't the imperial pawns be tie fighter pilots? If storm troopers are pawns, then maybe some hoth garb fighters should be the rebel pawns. (Trade names intentionally not capitalized.)"

comedian commented on 1982 Pontiac 6000: Now The Excitement Really Begins!

" 1986 6000STE ad I uploaded to YouYube back in January."

comedian commented on Sen. Larry Craig: Foreigners Shouldn't "Jerk Us Around By The Gas Nozzle"

"That's why he only cruises the domestic terminals."

comedian commented on Nerdgasm: Watchmen Trailer Hits Web a Day Early

"I literally got goose bumps when the owl ship ("Archie?") popped out of the water. Too bad I'm dead before it even starts. Ooops, did I give something away?"

comedian commented on Lapping The Nurburgring Can Be Hard On Your Car

"Don't think the 'Ring is tough? The picture is of a spare, THAT WAS IN THE TRUNK!"

comedian commented on Volkswagen Releases Armored Truck For South American Drug Lords

"If the cigarette taxes get any higher in the tri-state area, you can expect to start seeing these making deliveries to your local stop-and-rob. BTW- I'm not a smoker, I'm a robber."

comedian commented on BMW To Build 500 Electric Minis To Combat Californian Smog With Smug

"@danio3834: "Thats a lot of risk and investment for a product that is likely unprofitable." At my place of work we'd call this an S.M.O.P., a simple matter of pricing."

comedian commented on BMW To Build 500 Electric Minis To Combat Californian Smog With Smug

"(I posted a similar same comment over at TTAC the other day when it reported this same story.) _________ These vehicles aren't going to be sold, they are merely going to be leased, proving that BMW's public relations folks didn't learn anything from the EV-1 fiasco. They should sell these outright if only to avoid the possibility that some future accountant will want to recall all the leased vehicles and send them to the crusher. I'd order mine in black with a copper top or silver with a black top and I'd put a huge "+" on the roof and a "-" down near the rocker panels."