comedian commented on Sen. Larry Craig: Foreigners Shouldn't "Jerk Us Around By The Gas Nozzle"

"That's why he only cruises the domestic terminals."

comedian commented on Nerdgasm: Watchmen Trailer Hits Web a Day Early

"I literally got goose bumps when the owl ship ("Archie?") popped out of the water. Too bad I'm dead before it even starts. Ooops, did I give something away?"

comedian commented on Lapping The Nurburgring Can Be Hard On Your Car

"Don't think the 'Ring is tough? The picture is of a spare, THAT WAS IN THE TRUNK!"

comedian commented on Volkswagen Releases Armored Truck For South American Drug Lords

"If the cigarette taxes get any higher in the tri-state area, you can expect to start seeing these making deliveries to your local stop-and-rob. BTW- I'm not a smoker, I'm a robber."

comedian commented on BMW To Build 500 Electric Minis To Combat Californian Smog With Smug

"@danio3834: "Thats a lot of risk and investment for a product that is likely unprofitable." At my place of work we'd call this an S.M.O.P., a simple matter of pricing."

comedian commented on BMW To Build 500 Electric Minis To Combat Californian Smog With Smug

"(I posted a similar same comment over at TTAC the other day when it reported this same story.) _________ These vehicles aren't going to be sold, they are merely going to be leased, proving that BMW's public relations folks didn't learn anything from the EV-1 fiasco. They should sell these outright if only to avoid the possibility that some future accountant will want to recall all the leased vehicles and send them to the crusher. I'd order mine in black with a copper top or silver with a black top and I'd put a huge "+" on the roof and a "-" down near the rocker panels."

comedian commented on Diesel BMW 335 Spied, To Hit US Shores By Fall

""the first diesel-powered Bimmer to be sold in North America" This can't be true."

comedian commented on It's Like A Three Stooges Bit, But With Cars

"Three Stooges syndrome. [video.google.com]"

comedian commented on Dodge Charger Police Edition, Part Three

"Last year one of the local "5 Stars" had stocked a few of these in anticipation of a sale that never materialized. After they'd sat long enough to get somewhat stale I thought I smelled a bargain."

comedian commented on FacelessPeople Ad Campaign Probably Attached To 2010 Lotus Eagle Debut, Definitely Creepy

"Great, a car endorsed by Vic Sage. Would you believe Walter Kovacs?"

comedian commented on FacelessPeople Ad Campaign Probably Attached To 2010 Lotus Eagle Debut, Definitely Creepy

"Do you think they'll have to license the name from whoever owns the AMC trademark?"

comedian commented on And So It Begins: Sex Traded For $100 Gas Card

""A ho's salary isn't just about money. It's about perks. For example, sometimes you get a $100 gas card. Can't put a price on that." (Paraphrased, poorly, quote from character Michael Scott on The Office.)"

comedian commented on 2009 BMW 335d Diesel Testing In U.S., Features Bluetec-Style Peeburner

"I'm picturing some sort of Sneaky Leaker hookup for the driver to keep this thing happy."

comedian commented on How Much Is Too Much For GPS? How About A G?

"@ricky_b: But it's only $25 a month more... </sarcasm>"

comedian commented on American Automakers To Continue Limiting Fleet Sales, Koreans To Take Over?

"I wonder how much this reduction in sales volume is hurting the big 3's suppliers?"

comedian commented on Save KITT! Bid On Him At Ebay Now

"@cgarison: This youtube clip shows a wing on KITT's nose in SPM. "

comedian commented on A Gas Gadget That Works: ScanGauge II

"Amazon has The Scan Gauge II for $159.99 with free shipping. [www.amazon.com] They also have, on deep clearance, the Escort/Passport GT1 and GT2 performance measuring computers for measuring the more Jalopnik appropriate rates of acceleration..."

comedian commented on Top Gear Season 11 Trailer... In A Trailer

"Whooooooo!"