Yoko Broke Up The Beatles commented on Gibson CEO Takes Leave Of Absence From Rainforest Group While Feds Investigate Imported Wood

"I wonder if Gibson gets fined, if they'll raise their prices to offset any loss."

Yoko Broke Up The Beatles commented on When Traveling, Beware The Snow Globe Terrorist Menace

"I'm thinking the Dept."

Yoko Broke Up The Beatles commented on The Manliest Pants Of All Time

"Save yourself money; put a rolled-up sock down the front."

Yoko Broke Up The Beatles commented on Never Follow A Security Guard Into The Back Of The Store

"@dantsea: They're still using that old dude for the commercials, right?"

Yoko Broke Up The Beatles commented on Yankees Fans Celebrate Championship By Giving Away Your Private Information

"I guess the Yankees' lack of previous championships makes the fans wacky when they finally do win one? Wait, what's that?"

Yoko Broke Up The Beatles commented on Starbucks Decides It's Time For Christmas

"Having read The Consumerist for a while now, I'm not really shocked at this christmas creep. What I'm more shocked at is some of my neighbors who have put up their christmas lights already....and had them on the past 5 nights."

Yoko Broke Up The Beatles commented on Company Sued For Selling Beatles MP3s Says They're Original Works, So It's Okay

"Someone direct me to a site where I can buy "psycho-acoustic simulations" of Yoko Ono's music."

Yoko Broke Up The Beatles commented on How To Eat A Chicken Wing

"@gerrylum: I don't know if this is a national promo or what, but Tuesdays in my area at Buffalo Wild Wings (a/k/a/ BW-3's) is 45 cent wing night."

Yoko Broke Up The Beatles commented on Just In Case Your Hands Are Jealous Of Your Butt

"Alright, if these are going to take off, I have to know the lingo. If I were to pull on these while someone else is wearing them, would they be technically called 'wedgies' or 'melvins' or something altogether different?"

Yoko Broke Up The Beatles commented on Some Ford Cars Are Reliable, Actually Worth Buying

"@Paladin_11: I've noticed the trend. But, I'm thinking Ford is really going to have to put up good reliability numbers for 20-30 years (maybe more) to change the collective conscience (bias?) of American car buyers."