bnorton commented on Save Money By Being Your Own Butcher

"Why stop there grow all your own food and raise your own animals then instead of using money you can trade things for goods and services."

bnorton commented on Vodka Is Pretty Much The Same No Matter What Brand You Buy

"@johnperkins21: Spudka is pretty darn cheap [www.hrdspirits.com] I only use vodka in mixed drinks when I want to drink something straight up it has to have flavor so it's scotch and gin for me."

bnorton commented on New York City Issues Firm Warning Over Fatal Toad-Venom Aphrodisiac

"All glory to the Hypnotoad"

bnorton commented on UPDATE: Electronic Arts And Bioware Back Down On Mass Effect DRM

"Basically what happens in the pc game industry now is anyone who purchases the game/software legally will has to jump through hoops again and again to get the game to work."

bnorton commented on Man Arrested For Trying To Pass A $360 Billion Check

"Every day I read the consumerist and there is a post by HomerJay with some witty sarcastic remark and every day there are about 2-5 people that respond as if he were serious."

bnorton commented on The Best Sales Line Ever

"It's too bad that there weren't 3 kittens one black one white and one dead."

bnorton commented on DC Tickets And Tows Stolen Car, Releases It To Thief, Then Sends Collection Agency After Owner

"Are we sure Steve just didn't report the car stolen so he can get free parking?"

bnorton commented on Kraft Invents The Twinkie Of Bagels: "Bagelfuls"

"@yesteryear Yes, but does the site sell the cornballer [www.cornballer.com]"

bnorton commented on The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells

"@revmatty: I do the opposite if I am not busy."

bnorton commented on AT&T Won't Sell You iPhone Because "You're Going To Unlock It"

"So how long did it take you to unlock your iPhone then?"

bnorton commented on Walmart Stops You And The Assistant Manager For Refusing To Show Receipt

"You just know that produce = whisky"

bnorton commented on Paying With Pennies Lands Middle Schoolers In Detention

"Firstly I didn't know there were any schools that still took cash."

bnorton commented on Is Your Vet Ripping You Off?

"What kind of software did they install on the dog to detect porn downloading?"

bnorton commented on It's snowing in NYC, causing

"I hope everyone got a doctors note prior to going to the airport for all the extra food they will need."

bnorton commented on Attorneys General Investigating Anheuser-Busch And Miller Over Energy Drink Marketing

"I'm 30 and I have a sparks now and then."

bnorton commented on 5 Most Butt-Blimping Fast Food Burgers

"This post is useless."

bnorton commented on Worst Food In America: 2,900 Calorie French Fries From Outback Steakhouse

"Ok, here is the secret to Ouback you get the blooming onion as an appetizer and then get the cheese fries as a side."

bnorton commented on Receptionist Holds Up Ambulance To Collect $5 Co-Pay From Heart Attack Victim

"At least she didn't get punched in the face."