BlackMage is doing the Time Warp... commented on 2010 Honda Accord Crosstour Now Official!

"@CPO Alfisted: +1 My girlfriend says the Venza looks like a fat guy sat on it, and I tend to agree."

BlackMage is doing the Time Warp... commented on Store Brand vs. Name Brand—When to Go Cheap

"I buy a lot of generic things."

BlackMage is doing the Time Warp... commented on In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!

"@Mobius_1: Ferrari is an Italian-based company. Fiat is also an Italian-based company. Fiat is purchasing a sizable stake in Chrysler. GM had a fairly recent commercial depicting a robot that contemplated suicide because it got "fired" from the plant."

BlackMage is doing the Time Warp... commented on In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!

"At GM plants, the robots contemplate suicide. At the new Chrysler, the cars actually commit suicide."

BlackMage is doing the Time Warp... commented on 15 Crazy Traffic Signals

"@boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: "Ehh..."

BlackMage is doing the Time Warp... commented on Air Force Builds Two High-Tech Custom Muscle Cars

"It's nice to see the Air Force is still using our tax dollars wisely... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate"

BlackMage is doing the Time Warp... commented on One Simple Move Helps De-Stress Your Next Move

"I'll just copy/paste what I posted in the previous moving story. Oh, thanks LH."

BlackMage is doing the Time Warp... commented on Range Rover Owner Advertises Faults On Lemon Parked Outside Dealer

"@Flathead Smith: It's called the Lemon Law, and in most states, if you take the car back for the same repair 3 times, you can dump the rolling trash heap, and have the dealer foot the bill for a new trash heap."

BlackMage is doing the Time Warp... commented on Long-Term Talking Can Cause "Cell Phone Elbow"

"Falaris, I have had this happen after only about 30min - 1hr of talking."

BlackMage is doing the Time Warp... commented on ASUS Mars GTX 295 Smoothly Running Far Cry at 3840 x 2160 Pixels

""Well, there's yer problem!" - When you realize 20 years down the road that you can't have kids, this is what your doctor will say after you show him a picture of this card. One of my teachers said the same thing of server banks consisting of 15,000 RPM hard drives."