bagumpity commented on "Dollar Or More" Store Apparently Doing Better Than "99 cents Or Less" Store

"The dollar store is like a box of chocolates."

bagumpity commented on PedEgg Works

"@sushi314: Actually, it's a NATURAL amount of skin."

bagumpity commented on Rogue Sandwich Delivery Guy Wants To Tell World Not To Buy Chips

"JJ Sandwiches = OK."

bagumpity commented on How Marketers Trick Your Secretary Into Opening Fax Spam Floodgates

"At home, I try to string them out as long as possible."

bagumpity commented on What To Do When A Store Sells You Box Of Crap And Won't Take It Back

"Me:Go back in store and return faulty item using new receipt."

bagumpity commented on What To Do When A Store Sells You Box Of Crap And Won't Take It Back

"If you bought the product from big-name stores, you can always try again at another store of the same brand."

bagumpity commented on Help! Chase Suddenly Wants Me To Buy Tons Of Flood Insurance!

"1."

bagumpity commented on First Fully-Unmanned Machine Combat in History Heralds Robotic Apocalypse

"This could mean the end of the World.... of Warcraft."

bagumpity commented on Would You Opt Into a Four Day Workweek?

"I've been on the 4x10 work week for about two years now."

bagumpity commented on Is Walmart Passing Out Fake Back-To-School Supply Lists?

"That really stinks!"

bagumpity commented on Home Depot Asks: "Why Pay Cash Even If You Could?"

"Another reason: So you can give the cashier extra change after she's punched in the total amount you already gave her."

bagumpity commented on Arm & Hammer Baking Soda Now Deodorizes For 30 Days Instead Of 3 Months

"Potential Marketing Strategy: Arm & Hammer Baking Soda contributes to the environment in many ways: The active ingredient, Sodium Bicarbonate, is a buffer, neutralizing not only harmful acids and alkalais but acting as an anti-oxidant in many chemical reactions."

bagumpity commented on Sprint Extends Yet Another Contract Without Permission

"I think the concept of having to sign up for a contract to get the number switched to a different phone is unproductive."

bagumpity commented on JetBlue Has Grandmother Arrested For Refusing To Delete An Unflattering Video Recording

"Do the stewardesses not go through some sort of training like "this is the stuff you can legally tell a customer to and they have to comply with, and this other stuff you can't tell them to do because they can thumb their noses at you and post it on Consumerist?" Because frankly, this seems like a case of the latter."

bagumpity commented on Bank Of America: Exploding Dye Packs Aren't Just For Heist Movies Anymore

"@iotashan: Laugh while you can."

bagumpity commented on Malicious Oil Change? Jiffy Lube Ruined My Oil Plug "On Purpose"

"Don't be so hard on the Jiffsters."

bagumpity commented on McDonald's Charges More For Sweet Tea With Anything Less Than A "Full" Cup Of Ice

"When I was a teen (too long ago to admit), I worked at a fast-food place."

bagumpity commented on Commenters, Can We Have A Talk AGAIN?

"What if instead of disemvowelling, you disembiggened them instead?"