backbroken commented on Game Consoles, Dolls And Wooden Dogs Are The Best Toys Ever

"6 words... Mill En Ee Um - Fal Kin"

backbroken commented on How Do You Explain Invisible Money To Your Kids?

"@coffeeculture: Once done, explain the concept of banking to the bank CEOs and Congress."

backbroken commented on How Do You Explain Invisible Money To Your Kids?

"@Downfall: Holy truck we're doomed."

backbroken commented on David Spade Justifies His Creepy Chris Farley DirecTV Ad

"@pecan 3.14159265: I was going through my head of who I consider the funniest comedians of all time and never got to a sober one."

backbroken commented on David Spade Justifies His Creepy Chris Farley DirecTV Ad

"@pecan 3.14159265: Not being able to laugh at comedians with underlying substance abuse problems means you probably haven't laughed at anything in the movies or on TV since, well, since ever actually."

backbroken commented on 6 Things Your Insurance Agent Doesn't Need To Hear

"@RecordStoreToughGuy_IsBeing(pur)SuedByAMonster: I would have asked if I'm covered for a dead insurance agent stuck between my walls."

backbroken commented on PG&E Charges $1000/Month For Electricity Used In The 70's

"1970's Electric Company? We're gonna turn it on. We're gonna bring you the power. Then we're going bill someone else thousands of dollars for it 40 years later. This would never happen if Easy Reader were still alive."

backbroken commented on Browns Fan Sues Because Madden Game Shows His Iconic Mask

"@Smashville_not taking it seriously: # of championships CURRENTLY held by Pittsburgh teams in the major professional sports: 2 # of championships in the LAST 40 YEARS won by Cleveland teams in the major professional sports: 0 What was that you were saying?"

backbroken commented on Browns Fan Sues Because Madden Game Shows His Iconic Mask

"He's from Cleveland."

backbroken commented on Lawyer Pleads Case Of Why You Should Avoid Will Kits

"@squinko - has 50 followers, what more do I need?!: Not sure if you are being sarcastic, but for the sake of argument I'd like to point out that billions more people have given birth than have ever put liquid in a car."