Brimful of Ash on the 78 commented on Wade F.B. Thompson, Airstream Savior, Dead At 69

"That's gonna be one badass coffin."

Brimful of Ash on the 78 commented on Audi A7 SportsAssCrossHatchTour Gets Naked, Opens Huge Rear End

"@VeeArrrSix: I'll take one, but without the expensive and complex air ride."

Brimful of Ash on the 78 commented on Audi A7 SportsAssCrossHatchTour Gets Naked, Opens Huge Rear End

"Because once you have the prick market cornered, you have to start building vehicles that apply to their ex-wives, too."

Brimful of Ash on the 78 commented on Chevy Volt "Chirps," Warns Pedestrians Of Impending Silent Vehicular Manslaughter

""But officer, I chirped repeatedly at the blind guy but he still just stepped out in front of me!""

Brimful of Ash on the 78 commented on Video Of Deadly Police Crash Released

"@pauljones: Call me a dick, but I make efforts to tell the PD whenever their cars are driving like total assholes. Either they have a reason, or it's an fyi for their superior. I completely respect cops, but I also understand that they're just agents of enforcement for the populace."

Brimful of Ash on the 78 commented on Video Of Deadly Police Crash Released

"@Devryn: In a normal accident, I believe reckless speeding trumps the "yield on left turn" rule. At night it's just too hard to gauge distances and speeds when you have someone approaching at more than twice the limit."

Brimful of Ash on the 78 commented on What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done For Speed?

"@Joe Valasek: True, true!"

Brimful of Ash on the 78 commented on What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done For Speed?

"K&N filter Not that it's a bad mod, since it pays for itself after 3 scheduled filter changes and also reduces the frequency of filter maintenance."

Brimful of Ash on the 78 commented on I Live. I Ride. I Am. Jeep... Underwater

"Is there a naked sketch of Kate Winslet in the glove box?"

Brimful of Ash on the 78 commented on I Live. I Ride. I Am. Jeep... Underwater

"Looks kinda like a cross between Wall-E and a baleen whale here."