altryan commented on "Holistic Margin Management": What General Mills Calls Grocery Shrink Ray

"Somewhere inside General Mills there is some marketing asshat getting highfives, slaps on the backs, and a promotion for finding a way to say, "Fucking over consumers without them noticing" in a way that actually sounds positive. I for one will practice Alternative Wallet Resdistribution and purchase the cereal in a bag knockoffs that taste pretty much the same and dont practice Holistice margin management."

altryan commented on Target Loses all Evidence of Your Application, Thinks You Were Never Hired

"@Rhayader: Employment is "at will"."

altryan commented on GM Shares At 66 Year Low, But You Can Get Some For Free!

"@ilovemom: Yes its worth $263 today..."

altryan commented on Geek Squad Calls To Ask If The Appointment That Never Happened Was Satisfactory

"Apparently not every best buy employee got the memo."

altryan commented on Blackberry: Time/Money-Saver Or Productivity Trap?

"I recently developed a crackberry addiction when I got one for my job, and at first it seemed like a miracle..."

altryan commented on FDA Detains All China Milk Products

"This was a long overdue move..."

altryan commented on Dell is offering employees

"The only bad part is when you take a week of unpaid leave and everyone realizes that you dont actually doing anything and they really dont need you there..."

altryan commented on The FCC has given the green

"Maybe Chad will issue an oppurtunity for so many digs at Verizon..."

altryan commented on Walmart Stores Begin Playing Christmas Music

"damn christmas creep"

altryan commented on Run Consumerist's Ads

"There are plenty of good companies out there that really do pride themselves on exceptional customer service and they should be proud to advertise here."