Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on Greetings, Spinheads: Another Deadspin State Of The Champion Address

"TBD: Terrible Bedroom Desires?"

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

""This is one strange, glowing plate of sushi." -litvinenko_210"

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

"I'll only respond to the ESPN Featured Comment if I can come up with something witty and original."

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on Stephen Hawking Is Back In Futurama DVD

"@goudabob: The DVDs are the only thing new."

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

""As good as freebasing is, I never expected to get burned by it." -gusgorman"

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

""Can't stop Austin Powers."

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on More Terrifying Than Space is Space Madness

"@Final: Don't make me use this!"

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

""Little Boy made a difference in Hiroshima."

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on Friday Consumerist Flickr Pool Finds

"I would love to have the Wal-Mart one blown up to poster size and hang it in the office I don't yet have."

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on SK Telecom Denies Merger Talks With Virgin Mobile

"Anyone have any current subscriber numbers for Helio?"

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on Now You Can Have the Real Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"This may be nitpickery, but those letters (aside from being not yellow) do not look all that friendly."

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on Soak Your Head With The Greatest Cocktails From Science Fiction

"After a good day at work, a double shot of Kanar, straight up. After a bad day at work (which is most days), bring on the Blood Wine."

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

""Papa John's is losing a lot of money."

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

""I think I can survive up here...I just need a couple of robots to mock movies with me." -joelrobinson"

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

""Good to see Boll KG take over the movie business like it should." -chocolatebloodrayne"

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on Captain Wesley Crusher, Starfleet Investigative Services

"@phoghat: Jazz, too."

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on Sci Fi Channel Buys The Next Generation, Sells Out

"I was wondering what happened to TNG (forgive me)...G4 had it, then just dropped it without any notice on Jan."

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on What's The Best Scifi Show To Get Your Kid Hooked On?

"My dad got me hooked on old school Star Trek in all it's syndicated, chopped for commercials glory."