Triterion commented on Video: Fireworks Are Fun Until They Blow Up In Your Pants

"Those looked more like hand-grenade explosions than fireworks..."

Triterion commented on Not Even Mini Babybel Cheese Can Escape The Grocery Shrink Ray

"Man, BabyBell is already insanely expensive for a tiny little chunk of delicious cheese, but there are alternatives that taste just as good, they just don't come in those handy little baby packages..."

Triterion commented on Meet The Man Who Faked Heart Attacks To Escape Dinner Bills And Cab Fares

"@stopxstart: Yeah, I instantly thought of the book 'Choke' by Chuck Palahniuk in which a guy fakes heart attacks, but in the book the guy was smarter- he wanted someone to save his life in the restaurant and to develop some sick Rapunzel complex where they would be so amazed that they saved his life that they would send him checks in the mail just to make sure he's okay."

Triterion commented on Heath Inspections: The Taste Of Chicago Is Apparently The Foulest Thing Ever

"I worked at this one restaurant that made us take the leftover bread on people's table and put it in a bucket to use for breadcrumbs in other people's salads...Gross!"

Triterion commented on Actually, The Lamp Oil Looked Like Apple Juice

"I blame the product designer for making that oil look so delicious!"

Triterion commented on Will New Square Milk Jugs At Wal-Mart, Costco Save The Planet? Or Spill Your Milk?

"Did you guys have milk bags in school in like 91' like we did in Virginia?"

Triterion commented on Buy Super-Cheap Costco Gas Without Costco Membership

"I didn't even know Costco had cheaper gas!"

Triterion commented on This McDonald's Charges 25¢ To Use A Credit Or Debit Card, Violates Merchant Agreement

"Wow!"

Triterion commented on Ben Popken On TV Talking 'Bout Shrinking Packages

"Blue Bell is really good ice cream!"

Triterion commented on Target: Yes, You Can Return That Camera After The 90 Day Deadline. Oh Wait, Never Mind. You Can't.

"#4 is your problem..."

Triterion commented on 9 Reasons Why Trains Are Better Than Planes

"People seem to be a LOT nicer on trains too, they just start having friendly conversations with me for some reason, it's really cool."

Triterion commented on Should 8-Year Olds Wear Contacts?

"The biggest problem I think is that the kid's eyes will become even more dependent on the contacts and mess up their eyes even more over a longer period of time."

Triterion commented on Pour Some Hate Juice On This Obnoxious Diamond Ad

""The idea isn't to make her happy with your love, thats crazy talk!""

Triterion commented on Energy Department Says $4 Gas Here To Stay Through Next Year

"I'm buying a bike today (for real) to ride to work everyday, haha take that big oil!"

Triterion commented on Six Flags Requires You To Check All Bags Before Each Rollercoaster For $1 Per Ride

"They did this to us at Magic Mountain, but only on the Tatsu for some reason!"

Triterion commented on BBB Complaint Gets LA Fitness To Refund $5620 They Stole From You 3 Years Ago

"Golds Gym is the only company that's ever sent a bill of mine to collections, and it will be the only one."

Triterion commented on Amazon.com Is Was Down!

"Losing $17,050 per minute?"

Triterion commented on G.M. Will Close 4 Plants, May Sell "Hummer"

"LOL, the picture for this article is titled "sheeeeit.jpg"!"