"@ReidFleming: I think all the different comment threads are getting tangled up in my mind, because my tired eyes read that as "I've been known to keep a can of chicken breast milk around," which my mind is still struggling to parse."
"Funnel cakes are my all-time favourite, but close behind we have fries with salt and loads of vinegar, as well as the impossibly thick and creamy chocolate milkshakes made by 4-H club or band booster parents during the local farm show."
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It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...
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"@privatejoker75: There were several comments before yours that berated people for not already knowing this information, but I didn't see anyone say the uninformed -deserved- to be hot and uncomfortable until yours."
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