Comments from ShadeWalker

ShadeWalker commented on Amphibious RV is the Perfect Vehicle for, uh, Somebody, I'm Sure

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:06:57 EDT

umm.. has anyone seen that brothel in a bus? think of this as brothel in an rv/boat. all you gotta do is drive it out to international waters and you're good to go.

(i can only imagine illegal uses for this rv)

ShadeWalker commented on Angry Young Sisters Protest High Gas Prices After Losing Their Cable

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:06:13 EDT

i'm glad they have their priorities straight.

ShadeWalker commented on Verizon FiOS "Free LCD TV" Promotion Resulting In A Lot Of Angry Customers

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:46:37 EST

their new promotion comes with a free digital camera.

i think the real crime is the constant playing of those optimum cable commercials with the pirates, mermaids and tentacle monster which I think is telling us to pirate stuff.

ShadeWalker commented on HomeDepot.com Does Not Accept Home Depot Gift Cards

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:03:29 EST

chinese people just give each other money in red envelopes. there's no maintenance fees on that.

ShadeWalker commented on "VersaDebt" Telemarketers Behind Rate-Lowering Robot Calls?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:20:58 EDT

@D3Anon: @D3Anon: @Xabora:

my theory is that consumerist is trying to subconsciously demonize dtoid's mascot considering it is a competitor of kotaku (also part of the gawker network)

ShadeWalker commented on Possible Credit Card Scam Alert: We'll Lower Your Rates, Purrs Robot Message...

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 15:13:40 EDT

interesting image of the destructoid mascot. trying to demonize kotaku's competitor?

ShadeWalker commented on Barbie Teaches Credit Cards 101: "You Never Run Out Of Money!"

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 15:12:43 EDT

mattel is evil!

ShadeWalker commented on Urine, Nature's Free Plant Fertilizer

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 14:50:19 EDT

is that why plants flourish on the sides of buildings?

ShadeWalker commented on Use Quicken To Fully Grasp The Scope Of Your Comic Book Addiction

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:26:41 EDT

you know what also works? reading "graphic novels" for free at a bookstore or... downloading comics... yea it doesn't support the industry and isn't legal but it saves you money. so which is more important, that industry or your financial fortune?

ShadeWalker commented on Walmart Adds More Drugs To The $4 Program, You Can Now Control Your Fungus For Cheap

Thu, 27 Sep 2007 16:51:09 EDT

birth control and pickles in the same place? hell yea!

ShadeWalker commented on Walmart Adds More Drugs To The $4 Program, You Can Now Control Your Fungus For Cheap

Thu, 27 Sep 2007 16:50:41 EDT

ShadeWalker commented on In a gesture to assuage China's

Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:07:05 EDT

so... mattel is using itself as a scapegoat? i don't get it. that's not american.

ShadeWalker commented on Hey, Why Aren't Your Toys Made In China?

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:23:56 EDT

umm.. couldn't we just teach children to not chew on things?

lego is full of tiny pieces but i don't hear people complaining about how lego pieces are too small for kids which is why they make duplo but duplo pieces have some pretty sharp edges.

isn't lead poisoning developed over time?

ShadeWalker commented on Annual Islamic Convention Is A Muslim Shopper's Dream

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:52:51 EDT

i think all religions are crazy. Any religion that says it's ok to kill in the name of your god is a big no no. from the crusades to the jihads to the ethnic cleansing.

where's the love people?

ShadeWalker commented on Global Market "Correction" Just Like Pork Chops And Sausages

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:14:24 EDT

so wait... sausages are being recalled?

ShadeWalker commented on Teen Faces Charges For Recording 20 Seconds of "Transformers"

Thu, 02 Aug 2007 17:03:03 EDT

THIS IS MADNESS!!

ShadeWalker commented on Today Sponge Relaunches With Website That Appears To Be Aimed At 6 Year-Old Girls

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 16:53:10 EDT

it's like those e-surance ads. i hate this "modern" style for advertising. i think it started with the animated superman cartoon that this trend started. the elexa brand from trojan uses the same style as well.

i guess the advertising world thinks that women like simplified skinny cartoon women.

ShadeWalker commented on Consumerist's 10 Tips That Will Make Sure You'll Stay Broke

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 14:54:51 EDT

having a girlfriend is quite expensive.

ShadeWalker commented on 700 Tubes Of Poison Toothpaste Seized

Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:39:53 EDT

but anti-freeze tastes sooooo good.

ShadeWalker commented on TSA Confiscates Water Bottle, Misses Bomb

Tue, 10 Jul 2007 15:05:03 EDT

hey i think they're doing a great job by preventing terrorists from being hydrated. cause that's the point right? don't hydrate the terrorists.

ShadeWalker commented on Healthy Eating Campaigns Stink, Do Nothing To Prevent Childhood Obesity

Fri, 06 Jul 2007 16:49:43 EDT

i think there should be more negative reinforcement... or hook up a tv to a bike generator.

ShadeWalker commented on XBOX 360 Failure Rate As High As 33%

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 16:12:09 EDT

@SurrenderMonkey: i bet there's a market for 400 dollar boxes that break.

ShadeWalker commented on Many SUV And Truck Headrests Suck, Don't Protect Against Injury From Rear Collisions

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 13:50:28 EDT

was it made in china?

ShadeWalker commented on FDA: Veggie Booty Snack Food Contaminated With Salmonella

Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:26:14 EDT

woo hoo! go american poison uh... truck!

ShadeWalker commented on Consumer Reports squarely

Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:12:02 EDT

@RebekahSue: the hoodie is very likely to be stolen then considering how cheap you're finding it. or even a bootleg actually.

ShadeWalker commented on New York Times Reporter Detained By "Thomas The Tank Engine" Toy Factory

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 18:52:26 EDT

@Buran: you ever see that south park episode where they were supposed to boycott walmart and it didn't work?

the only way to successfully stop china is to destroy it's heart which turns out to be a mirror reflecting us.

ShadeWalker commented on Strange Dell Fashion Show Announces New Line Of Pretty Colored Laptops

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 16:58:24 EDT

i don't think any transformers actually burst into flames.

ShadeWalker commented on New York Times Reporter Detained By "Thomas The Tank Engine" Toy Factory

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 15:58:32 EDT

@dbeahn: boycott chinese products? hahahahahaha.

ShadeWalker commented on At Least 450,000 Imported Chinese Tires Missing Important Safety Feature

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 15:41:48 EDT

@Dibbler: we already do this but they still undercut our production costs.

ShadeWalker commented on At Least 450,000 Imported Chinese Tires Missing Important Safety Feature

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 15:33:07 EDT

tires are poisonous? who woulda thunk it.

ShadeWalker commented on How To Teach Your Kids To Clean Their Own Rooms

Mon, 25 Jun 2007 23:06:24 EDT

i just got beat with a stick.

ShadeWalker commented on Every Toy Recalled In The U.S. Shares The Same Label: Made In China

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:47:57 EDT

who watches the consumerist?

ShadeWalker commented on Teaser For Our Forthcoming Sting Operation Video

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:23:03 EDT

yes! ds-max joining forces with china and walmart nazi dell computers paid by bank of america!

ShadeWalker commented on CPSC Recalls DS-MAX-Made Toy Trucks For Choking Hazard

Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:52:58 EDT

oh noes! ds-max is combining forces with china! when will the choking hazards ever end?

ShadeWalker commented on Recall Round-Up: The Toy Is Full Of Kerosene And Other Adventures

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 16:54:59 EDT

i'm quite torn on whether this is informative or just drumming up more xenophobia.

ShadeWalker commented on Next Week: Consumerist Catches Major Company In The Act

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 13:06:49 EDT

@mikyrok: oh man that means i honeypot all the time.

it's like i'm watching a commercial for the news and they say "this common daily household item will kill you! story at 11."

ShadeWalker commented on Yes Men Solve the Climate Crisis: Soylent Green

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:56:13 EDT

soylent oil sounds like a amazing viable source of energy for our oil starved nation.

this is great progress!