Ronin-Democrat commented on Cracker Barrel Maple Syrup Struck By Shrink Ray And Sugar Ray

"Ahhhhhhhhhh, Even the "real America" can be scammy schmucks! I wonder how much they paid their legal department to come up with that label.. I think they would have been better off leaving the label off and just buying some dirty dishwater "pancake" syrup and selling that."

Ronin-Democrat commented on Kodak: Your Camera Has A Beach Mode, So Don't Take It To The Beach

"if here instruction booklet doesn't mention taking extra special care at the beach I say she ither teams up with the xbox lawyers or try an ecb..."

Ronin-Democrat commented on The Most Alarmingly Typical Best Buy TV Buying Experience Ever

"I meant to sale cheap prices not service....... Yes,, I'm with stupid."

Ronin-Democrat commented on The Most Alarmingly Typical Best Buy TV Buying Experience Ever

"Look people you have 2 choices.... Buy from a place where the staff is trained but you won't get "service" or When a numb nuts like this tries to make the "sale" tell him he is incompetent and demand another salesperson. Don't put up with weak sauce salesmanship."

Ronin-Democrat commented on 82-Year-Old Receipt Checker Chases Thief

"Does the guy in the scooter have a cop light to pull the would be thief over?"

Ronin-Democrat commented on Citibank To Customer: Charge $750 And We Won't Gouge You So Badly

"DON'T BE A SUCKER. If you have a year or more until expiration then take the opt out for sure. By the time your card expires the interest rate "problem" may be solved and they will be begging you to stay. Lessons learned; Never have just one credit card and use them regularly even if ust to pay off every month. you can split those recurring charges between them netflix cellphone transit costs etc"

Ronin-Democrat commented on Chicago Judges Not Impressed By Laser Gun Speeding Tickets

"Well my car is made of highly reflective material to scatter the laser beam. Nertz to the fuzz man."

Ronin-Democrat commented on IRS Scares 14,700 Americans Into Disclosing Secret Offshore Bank Accounts

"So why not just take your money out of the account and close it and put it somewhere else? That's what I did and I'm here to tell the IRS, naner naner naner."

Ronin-Democrat commented on Are You Ready To Go Shopping On Your Next Flight?

"I wonder how much "mile high" activity will be required for those "commissions"? Dear airlines, please do the ONE THING I pay you for, fly me to my destination with a minimum of kerfluffle. No fees for the first piece of baggage, a decent meal on a 6 hour cross-country or trans-atlantic flight and some entertainment. Make sure the pilot isn't drunk or high and is not distracted. Thank you very much"

Ronin-Democrat commented on Oyster Lovers To FDA: Kindly STFU And Leave Our Deadly Snack Alone

"I'm going back to canned dog food. I like the way it leaves my coat shiny......"