RetailGuy83 commented on Man Bitten By Rattlesnake At Wal-Mart

"@dewrock: No, this is clearly the OP's fault, he should have distracted the snake with his AMEX Gold card that he pays the balance off every month."

RetailGuy83 commented on This Partially Filled Half-Gallon Of Milk Is Reasonably Priced

"Also, why is this article tagged as "unacceptable food?" Is there any evidence to support that claim?"

RetailGuy83 commented on This Partially Filled Half-Gallon Of Milk Is Reasonably Priced

"@RodAox: Agreed. At risk of being banned; it's seems like this is the exact sort of post that cries for commenters to call out the poster about a lack of quality control."

RetailGuy83 commented on Dow Enters Bear Market

"@primechuck: The problem with trading oil based on the dollar is that the dollar is in the trash because the government has been spending dollars we don't have (thats what causes the value to go down, adding more of them to the market AKA deficit spending.) So people with dollars are looking to hedge off the falling value by trading against oil, which is pulling oil off the market and helps it go up in price."

RetailGuy83 commented on Dow Enters Bear Market

"@Catalyst: Um, I believe gibbersome was referencing institutions lending of money they didn't really have to be lending in the first place."

RetailGuy83 commented on AOL Just Wants To Be Left Alone

"@humphrmi: I can think of one situation where dial-up is still relevant. Try living in on an unincorporated stretch of land somewhere along I-20 in Texas."

RetailGuy83 commented on UPDATE: Tenant's Surprise Nudist Colony Will Now Be Limited To Pool, Tenant Still Can't Break Lease

"@evslin: I know, just just want an eggroll..."

RetailGuy83 commented on UPDATE: Tenant's Surprise Nudist Colony Will Now Be Limited To Pool, Tenant Still Can't Break Lease

"We will be adding several privacy and security measures including additional fencing, relocating the entrance, a security guard at the gate and another security guard that will be roaming the property and the adult pool. Holy crap, that is creepy"

RetailGuy83 commented on UPDATE: Tenant's Surprise Nudist Colony Will Now Be Limited To Pool, Tenant Still Can't Break Lease

"@sir_pantsalot: But was it even Chinese?"

RetailGuy83 commented on 4 Confessions Of A FiOS Support Agent

"@jacksbrokenego: I don't think the TV is any better than any other HD content I've gotten in the past, but the internet whoops the crap out of Charter in my area."

RetailGuy83 commented on 4 Confessions Of A FiOS Support Agent

"@sn1per420: You win the intertubes for the day."

RetailGuy83 commented on UPDATE: Tenant's Surprise Nudist Colony Will Now Be Limited To Pool, Tenant Still Can't Break Lease

"No."

RetailGuy83 commented on Grocery Shrink Ray Hits Arby's In OK-KS-MO-AR

"One of the Arby's employees we spoke to over the phone said the changes were necessary because of rising costs, "of oil and stuff." Seriously, Ben, did you guys just call a local franchise and ask the first dude that picked up the phone?"

RetailGuy83 commented on This Furniture Store Uses Creative Math

"Am I the only person that thinks $600 for a wooden sleigh bed and matching dresser and mirror is totally reasonable?"

RetailGuy83 commented on Risk-Based Pricing Is A Myth

"Is that Ponch?"

RetailGuy83 commented on Cheer Color Guard's Newer Scoop Wastes More Detergent, Money

"This is shrink ray."

RetailGuy83 commented on This Target Coupon Is Made Of Lies

"@Rob: @eelmonger: Agreed, this is clearly the case. The card says "congratulations" on it, and Target (rightfully) understands that is is tacky to take back a wedding card you sent someone."

RetailGuy83 commented on A Tale Of Two Apple Stores

"@Logan26: To be fair, Apple released the "mighty mouse" with two buttons plus a x and y axis scroll knob at about the same time as the Intel switch."