Puck commented on 4 New Airline Fees And How To Get Around Them

"I find the photoshopping of the white person (racism?) on his knees at the chapel with the assumption that he's praying. Everyone knows that he's really down there to shine and service the priest."

Puck commented on Best Buy Calls You An "Asshole" For Not Showing Your Receipt

"At this point in this thread, I expect to see someone putting power rankings on all of the possible insults that could have been directed to you so that we can see where "asshole" truly lands. My money is that it doesn't crack the top 10."

Puck commented on KFC International wants to

"And I think a lot of you are missing the fact that there is some underlying assumption that legitimate KFCs are actually safe to eat at."

Puck commented on KFC International wants to

"@Bladefist: It wasn't directed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits..."

Puck commented on KFC International wants to

"@The_Gas_Man: People who say that would also likely be part of the same idiot crowd that thinks the media is liberal, when they probably have no idea what true "liberalism" is."

Puck commented on KFC International wants to

"Fox doesn't have a news channel, this is well-documented and a common mistaken assumption by many people."

Puck commented on I Can't Get A Loan, Sears Says I'm Dead

"Maybe Sears can finally put these Elvis sightings to rest"

Puck commented on Lowe's Driver Caught With Hand In The Hooker Jar

"Prostitution is already legalized, it's called dating"

Puck commented on Lowe's Driver Caught With Hand In The Hooker Jar

"@RabbitDinner: Yeah, he sells it and it's not even GOOD"

Puck commented on Lowe's Driver Caught With Hand In The Hooker Jar

"I've got a package for you, too!"