Mr_Burmie commented on Help! JetBlue Let Me Get On The Wrong Plane!

"A similar mix-up occurred in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York."

Mr_Burmie commented on UPS Tells Customer To Pick Up His Package At A Construction Site

"@dgp: My post office opens at 8 am."

Mr_Burmie commented on HCA: It's Hospital Policy To Shakedown Patients Before They Leave

"I would have just cursed out the billing office and blamed it on being hepped up on pain killers. Or...just told them that insurance would take care of it, and they should STFU."

Mr_Burmie commented on Thanks, Bank of America: "I Deposited A Check That Dosen't Exist, And I Have A Receipt."

"Now I'm having flashbacks from the Bank 1/Chase merger. Good times."

Mr_Burmie commented on HP Denies Your Warranty, Accuses Amazon Of Selling You A "Fake" Laptop

"Several years ago, as my Compaq's hard-drive was slowly dying, I called tech support."

Mr_Burmie commented on Comcast Contractor Van Does Doughnuts

"Tony Orlando and Dawn"

Mr_Burmie commented on Verizon Doesn't Care That Someone Hijacked Your Account While You Were Serving Overseas

"@SuperJdynamite: You obviously have never dealt with Verizon."

Mr_Burmie commented on Verizon Doesn't Care That Someone Hijacked Your Account While You Were Serving Overseas

"@ChuckECheese: "San Antonio ghetto call-tree" would make an awesome band name! Verizon is the black hole of customer service."

Mr_Burmie commented on Verizon Can't Connect Dry Loop DSL To Your New Apartment, Blames You For Moving

"Most requests made to Verizon disappear into a black hole. Keep calling."

Mr_Burmie commented on Target Bungles Wedding Registry, Won't Exchange Duplicate Gifts Without Receipts

"My recommendation--- sell the duplicate items on e-bay."

Mr_Burmie commented on Verizon Won't Install Your DSL, But Wants $79 To "Disconnect" It

"@Bunklung: Verizon kept giving me a 7am to 7pm window."

Mr_Burmie commented on PHOTO: Dell Breaks Your Laptop, Sends Replacement Full Of Pubes

"Oh ewwwwww!"

Mr_Burmie commented on Employee Canned For Not Putting Starbucks First

"What kind of loyalty did they expect from someone they fired after one infraction?"

Mr_Burmie commented on Toys "R" Us Carries Lower Back Tattoo Stickers Perfect For Your Trampy Kid

"Ah, a tramp stamp: just like Mom's."

Mr_Burmie commented on Facing Foreclosure Some Owners Trash The House Before Leaving

"@Rando: That being said, people can still end up not being able to afford to make mortgage payments that were once well within their means."

Mr_Burmie commented on Leukemia Survivor Settles ID Theft Lawsuit With TransUnion; Five More Companies To Go

"Wow, just wow."

Mr_Burmie commented on Plastic Surgery Company Sues Consumer Site For Negative Customer Reviews

"Suing is purely an intimidation tactic."

Mr_Burmie commented on Comcast Will Charge You $2 To Stop Sending You Junk Mail

"Contact your state attorney general's office."