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"Many moons ago, I was bombarded with email from a Prodigy subscriber whose PC had been infected by a worm."

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"What's your cat's name?"

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"I hate caps, and I really hate Comcast."

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"@Tony319: You don't need anything else, really."

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"If you mist sliced apples with a solution of lemon or lime juice in water, they won't brown so quickly."

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"I demand a recount!"

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"Comcast is the only service provider that still prints my wife's maiden name on our bill."

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"Ben, should we assume this is your entry in the "most instances of the word 'shingle' in a single shingle blog post" contest?"

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"The button popped off my Men's Wearhouse tux jacket just as my bride came down the aisle during our ceremony."

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