The premise kind of reminds me of "Pieces of April". I loved that movie. Katie Holmes was great...back before her soul got sucked out.

]]> Can't fucking wait. Seriously.

]]> I hate it when people throw around the word stalker. It seems to be used anytime people receive unwanted attention. I had a stalker who followed me and left creepy notes in my mailbox. My friends and family knew to be on the lookout for him. I had to tell the people in my workplace not to put his calls through or give out my whereabouts. I had to file a no contact order. I found out later that he was mentally ill, but I was constantly living in fear. I certainly don't miss him and can relate to being afraid when flowers or packages are delivered. Pretty lame, Amy Klein.

]]> Does anyone remember Uplister circa 2001? I was so sad when that shut down.

]]> A couple I know rochambeau'ed for who got to keep their last name when they got married. She won and he had to change his last name. Now they are divorcing and he has to change it back. It's a pretty expensive process. She is pleased. God, what a hassle.

]]> Half of my hair fell out when I started taking a new migraine drug. I'm just happy to have some, curly or straight.

]]> For some reason, it made me think of the Katie Holmes character in "Pieces of April".

]]> Ha, I knew it! I saw Dr. Funke and her wandering around the Sub Pop festival a few weeks back.

]]> @stoprobbers: Thank you! It makes me sick too. Everyone thinks I'm nuts, but I can't eat until at least mid-morning. If I eat when I first wake up, my stomach turns into a roller coaster. Coffee however, is very helpful.

]]> @t325: Was this for the most recent SMS increase for TMobile? I know they were letting people out the last time they hiked up SMS rates but I hadn't heard anything about this newest increase. I'd like to port my number to AT&T, but I have a year left on my agreement.

]]> @BabyJane: It's only the Lohan girls that have the mysterious desire for fame. The boys could give a shit and would rather be playing soccer. Per their interview on "The View". For shame that I know this.

]]> @Charlotte Corday: Oooh, how is the quality with Boden? I love the catalogs but have never purchased anything. Their knit dresses look so cute!

]]> My first reaction is this is totally repulsive. But thank you for giving me the first place to look, should I ever suspect cheating.

]]> I love how this is surrounded by the Living Lohan banners.

]]> @gold_gato: For serious, AND have receipts/bank statements/contracts/notarized documents, etc. Judge Judy really unleashes her wrath on people who come to court without documentation.

]]> @tetragami: Amen sister! These statistics do not reflect the normal to whackadoo man ratio.

]]> I have to believe the teacher did a little more than reprimand someone for standing on a chair. How could that possibly provoke such a reaction by 8 year olds?

]]> The show makes so much more sense now.

]]> Hahaha, kaos...someone was a greener.

]]> @TammyTones: Was it Gingham? My 16 year old self loved loved that stuff too.

]]> "Get over it, go out with someone else."

]]> I've told all of my friends/family that my bridesmaid services have been retired. It's an honor and shit, but no. After purple, yellow, and fuchsia dresses (I'm a fair skinned redhead) I am done.

]]> I heart Dicks.

]]> Ohmigod, I was just thinking that. It looks like a pageant performance. Which are always creepy and weird. Even more so that it's a little dude.

]]> The similarities to my life at the time were so weird. I dyed my hair "crimson glow" my sophomore year of high school. My mom's name is Patty. And I remember having stabby homicidal thoughts. Mom and I used to watch it together and wonder if there were cameras in our house. Ah, memories.

]]> Blockbuster.com are dicks. They charged me a "restocking fee" of $7.95 for all three DVD's I rented when I canceled my account. Correction, first they charged me for all three DVD's at $25 a pop and then refunded the funds but kept the "restocking fee". Assholes! I've never been so glad to cancel an account.

]]> Props Drunkandhorny, for the NuvaRing. I couldn't take oral contraceptives b/c of my migraines. The daily spike in hormone would trigger the worst headaches. Not to mention the bloating and insane mood swings. The ring has been great. Not to mention I don't have to worry about it for three weeks.

]]> I think what's missing from this story is an explanation about why she "freaked out". Perhaps it was due to a need of medical attention. In some cases fevers or strokes can cause violent behavior. Did anyone bother to check her out BEFORE they cuffed her and threw her in a cell?

]]> Researchers in Maryland -- one from the Vital Statistics Administration and one from the Center for Maternal and Child Health -- found that homicide was the leading cause of death among pregnant women, based on a study of 247 cases from 1993 to 1998. Here's the link: [www.newsobserver.com] It's scary shit that isn't talked about enough. Which is why I love you awesomely brave Jezebelles. Thank you for sharing your stories.

]]> @ Dreamermarie: Thank you! I was waiting for the part where I give him my banking information and eventually get my million dollar payout.

]]> My vote is for Stephen Jenkins. Has anyone heard from him post Third Eye Blind after Charlize Theron dumped him?

]]> Best Crap Email Ever.

]]> I also want to know who started that dairy makes you skinny nonsense. Tell it to my colon, bitch.

]]> Hear hear! Seattle had some bad ass fireworks. But I thought the Depeche Mode was supposed to synch up with the hearts portion of the display. Maybe I was too drunk. Maybe I'm still drunk.

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