LucyTuzy commented on A Statistical Guide To Why You're Not Getting Laid, at 2:01 PM on Apr 2 @tetragami: Amen sister! more » [jezebel]

LucyTuzy commented on Crazy Kids, at 9:58 AM on Apr 2 I have to believe the teacher did a little more than reprimand someone for standing on a chair. more » [jezebel]

LucyTuzy commented on David Caruso: 'What Should I Do? I Am A Grown Man With Red Hair.', at 12:29 AM on Mar 14 The show makes so much more sense now. more » [defamer]

LucyTuzy commented on In the aftermath of last Friday's, at 3:21 AM on Feb 23 Hahaha, kaos...someone was a greener. more » [idolator]

LucyTuzy commented on Bath & Body Works Apologetically Delivers Discontinued Oil For Free, at 12:18 AM on Feb 18 @TammyTones: Was it Gingham? more »

LucyTuzy commented on "My Blood Began To Boil. I Could Feel The Veins Throbbing On The Side Of My Head.", at 1:03 PM on Feb 3 "Get over it, go out with someone else." more » [jezebel]

LucyTuzy commented on Bridesmaids Dresses Will Always Be Bad, at 1:52 PM on Jan 10 I've told all of my friends/family that my bridesmaid services have been retired. more » [jezebel]

LucyTuzy commented on Bill Gates Oozes Cool, Chip Fat, at 2:28 PM on Dec 16, 2007 I heart Dicks. more » [gizmodo]

LucyTuzy commented on Live On 'Today': The Kid Who Sings Like The Spawn Of Sinatra And Gayken, at 1:15 PM on Dec 11, 2007 Ohmigod, I was just thinking that. more » [jezebel]

LucyTuzy commented on Angela Chase Always Says Awesome Shit, at 9:02 PM on Dec 5, 2007 The similarities to my life at the time were so weird. more » [jezebel]

LucyTuzy commented on Blockbuster Chides You For Losing The Movies In Your Queue, at 12:37 AM on Nov 7, 2007 Blockbuster.com are dicks. more »

LucyTuzy commented on Birth Control Makes Your Cup Size, Blood Pressure Rise, at 12:03 AM on Nov 7, 2007 Props Drunkandhorny, for the NuvaRing. more » [jezebel]

LucyTuzy commented on US Airways Passenger Dies In Holding Cell After Airport Arrest, at 3:33 PM on Oct 1, 2007 I think what's missing from this story is an explanation about why she "freaked out". more »

LucyTuzy commented on Elizabeth Miller was a volunteer, at 10:27 PM on Sep 21, 2007 Researchers in Maryland -- one from the Vital Statistics Administration and one from the Center for Maternal and Child Health -- found that homicide was the leading cause of death among pregnant women, based on a study of 247 cases from 1993 to 1998. more » [jezebel]

LucyTuzy commented on Dear Diana, Baby, I Love You!!!!!! So What Are You So Afraid Of????????, at 8:44 PM on Sep 21, 2007 @ Dreamermarie: Thank you! more » [jezebel]

LucyTuzy commented on Another Musician Prepares To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1, at 6:27 PM on Sep 15, 2007 My vote is for Stephen Jenkins. more » [idolator]

LucyTuzy commented on Dear Jess, I Could Not Be Saving The Universe Right Now If I Were Not So Morally Certain You Should Be Fucking Me And Not Your Husband, at 10:19 PM on Aug 30, 2007 Best Crap Email Ever. more » [jezebel]

LucyTuzy commented on Hey, did you hear that if, at 5:49 PM on Aug 25, 2007 I also want to know who started that dairy makes you skinny nonsense. more » [jezebel]