TheJollyGreenGiant commented on Question of the Day: What's Your Most Expensive, Dumbest Gadget Oops?

"I spilt a massive glass mug of coffee over my, open and running, $3000 17" Macbook Pro. I rarely ever drank coffee."

TheJollyGreenGiant commented on Lovely, Pristine Beaches off the Shores of Titan's Great Methane Lake

"BIGFOOT!"

TheJollyGreenGiant commented on MobileMe Website is Up, One Day of Awkwardness Late

"And..."

TheJollyGreenGiant commented on Denver Alien Video -- Revealed!

"Thats not the real video you have streaming."

TheJollyGreenGiant commented on Urban Miners in Japan Find Precious Metals in Discarded Gadgets

"but let's not talk about the places where asian children have to pick apart at these discard electronics for shitty pay in unsafe conditions... or how tons of american electronics are "Recycled!" over here only to be sent to overseas to be gutted of their gold and then tossed into asian landfills not overtly trying to be a cycnic, i just work in the industry and i feel like a douche every time i tell someone about how we have a "no-landfill electronics recycling policy!" i mean its better than doing nothing, but still"

TheJollyGreenGiant commented on 5 Confessions Of An Apple Tech Support Supervisor

"As someone who takes those "let me speak to your supervisor" requests at a call center, I must agree... the kinder you are the better service you will receive."

TheJollyGreenGiant commented on Internal Microsoft Vista Video is as Painful as Videos Get

"This is about out as touch with the world outside as Bush."

TheJollyGreenGiant commented on Drunk Dell Tech Repairs Laptop With Hammer

"Thats not a nail hole."

TheJollyGreenGiant commented on HTC's Patent Shows New Type of QWERTY Slider

"Yes there is no means to ever completely hide the keys?"

TheJollyGreenGiant commented on The CES 50-Babe Battle: Booth Babes vs. Regular Babes

"DD-Link for the win!"