LeJerque commented on Ghostbusters Game Puts A Song In Bill Murray's Heart

"Man."

LeJerque commented on New Jumpgate Evolution Trailer Shows Intersteller Greatness

"It's actually "interstellar," Mr."

LeJerque commented on EA Takes Out $1 Billion Loan For Take-Two Acquisition

"The bank loan is called "Project Braveheart." The humor writes itself. [www.gamecyte.com]"

LeJerque commented on Are Monster Cable's Markups Technically Worth It?

"@Nakko: Dragonball Z voice: "This markup is OFF THE SCAAAAAAAALE!""

LeJerque commented on U.S. Woman Arrested For Sitting With A Male Co-Worker At Starbucks in Saudi Arabia

"@WhaDa: WHY ARE YOU ON CONSUMERIST??????????????????? Flagged."

LeJerque commented on EA Customer Service So Awful, So Awesome

"I had a similar runaround with EA Customer Service over my Rock Band replacements."

LeJerque commented on Man With Loaded Gun Slips Past Ronald Reagan Airport Security

"Next time I fly, I'm going to bring on a sculpted Jell-O dessert, in the shape of a gun, made from *exactly* three ounces of gelatin."

LeJerque commented on Patient Sues Eye Doctor, Claims His Assistant Licked Her Toes

"@weakdome: I think it's being implied that the shirt *was* pulled up, while Dr."

LeJerque commented on Dollar Rent A Car Charges $2.00 "Top Off Fee," Even If You Return With A Full Tank Of Gas

"@BoC: Gaaah, you did it too fast. You win!"

LeJerque commented on Holiday Stress Drives Tim To Shout "Fuck Off!" At Customer

"Yes, let's say this IS the job that supports his wife and kids. Shouldn't that make Tim a little more concerned about KEEPING that job?"