Joessandwich commented on M&T Bank Makes An Offer You Can Definitely Refuse

"My credit union offers this all the time."

Joessandwich commented on Bad Customers And The Stupid Things They Say

"I worked at a bookstore and had that first conversation almost verbatim on more than one occaision."

Joessandwich commented on Would You Take Your (Really Hot) Kid To The Abercrombie & Fitch Emergency Department And Trauma Center?

"At Providence Saint Joseph hospital across the street from where I work, the entrance is entitled Disney Plaza, and they have the Walt Disney Company Foundation Labor and Delivery department."

Joessandwich commented on Why You've Already Heard Scifi's Ubiquitous Wilhelm Scream

"Ah the Wilhelm..."

Joessandwich commented on Wall-E-nator Mashup Proves Cuteness May Destroy the Future

"@choinski: That's because when the trailer comes out, the musical score usually isn't finalized."

Joessandwich commented on Scallion-Shaped High Rises Dominate SF Skyline by 2108

"I miss my home!"

Joessandwich commented on Survey Says: Half Of UK Men Would Give Up Sex For 50-Inch Plasma TV

"Theres a lot of people out there who don't have sex all the time and will go without it for a few months, so to them, six months isn't that much of a stretch. Still though, half a year, that's a long time."

Joessandwich commented on The "Hawaii Chair" Freaks Us Out

"See it in action!"

Joessandwich commented on Why Does My Cable Company Force Me To Subscribe To All These Stupid Channels?

"See, I'd want all the ones that come with USA network, but without the USA channel."

Joessandwich commented on Shopping Begets Shopping

"I'm fully aware that this happens to me, which is why the Christmas season is so bad for me."

Joessandwich commented on 3 oz Rule Applies To Christmas Items Too

"When I flew back to LA from San Francisco right after Thanksgiving, I got through the International terminal with 3 large tupperwares full of leftovers."

Joessandwich commented on Reader Takes Comfort In Making The DMV Type The F-Word In A Legal Document

"I actually say props to the DMV for being blunt and not trying to dance around it."