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"Can we just enjoy the scraps of summer?"

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"Everybody PANIC! Better get my money out of the bank now - I'm sure that will only help matters."

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"I knew you shouldn't press one, those jerks!"

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"Gotta make pot pie - then you get as much filling as you need."

Jabberkaty commented on Facial Recognition Technology + Video Screens = Creepy Dunkin' Donuts Ads?

"I thought they already had these robots and just called them coffee jerks?"

Jabberkaty commented on Waiter, There's A 9-Foot Tapeworm In My Salmon/Digestive Tract!

"Halfway tempted to say "photo, or it didn't happen." But I'm really scared there'd BE a photo."

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"I want one!"

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Jabberkaty commented on Gee Whiz, It Turns Out That Kinoki Foot Pads Are A Scam

"Now, what am I going to do with all of these debunked footpads?!"

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"@jadenton: Oh, I'm doing alternating giggles and "eew!" hee hee!"

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Jabberkaty commented on McDonald's Charges More For Sweet Tea With Anything Less Than A "Full" Cup Of Ice

"I hate ice in my drinks."

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"@Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy: Fiddlesticks."

Jabberkaty commented on Bennigan's Files For Chapter 7 Bankruptcy, Closes Restaurants Nationwide

"Poor Butters won't be going to Bennigan's anytime soon."

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"@simplegreen: Lonely nut lump."

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"I've been getting these on and off for awhile."