Jabberkaty commented on Visine Would Cost $1,021 If You Bought By Gallon

"Man, tough crowd."

Jabberkaty commented on 10 Banks That Could Be Next To Go Under

"*raises hand* Stupid question ..."

Jabberkaty commented on 7 Steps To Developing A Strong Network In Case You Get Fired

"I don't know if it was networking per se, but when my position was eliminated at the last place I worked, the people who had recently left to start their own business called me to work for them. I didn't actively network with them, but I worked with them and they knew who I was."

Jabberkaty commented on L.L. Bean Backpacks Are For Trusting Souls

"@JerBearHtL42: I live in Maine, too."

Jabberkaty commented on Debt Collector Sends Verizon Collection Notice To A Fluffy White Dog

"I knew I was a cat person for a reason."

Jabberkaty commented on Former Candy Testers Sue Cadbury For Feeding Them Experimental Sweeteners

"Great, as if candy wasn't bad enough for just making you fat, now it causes pustules."

Jabberkaty commented on Angry, Intoxicated 1st Class Passenger Uses Emergency Slide So He Doesn't Have To Wait For Coach

"Oh, tailbones be damned - I want to go on the slide."

Jabberkaty commented on "Whole Chicken Breast" Actually Chicken Part Composite

"And all this time I've been eating two dimensional chicken."

Jabberkaty commented on Some States Continue To Sell Lottery Tickets Long After The Top Prize Has Already Been Awarded

"Um, not to be harsh, but I think that the idea that the top prize may have already been claimed is part of the whole "lottery" deal."

Jabberkaty commented on Pizza Hut Is Sorry It Baked A Cockroach Into Your Pizza, Got Fined $35,000

"Bugs aren't bad for you - it just helps if you know that they're going to be there."

Jabberkaty commented on Entire Chicken Fits Into 50 oz Can

"@crazyasianman: Desperate times call for desperate measures. I ate spam as I kid, I can do it again."

Jabberkaty commented on Want Safe Skies? Strap This Remote-Controlled Stun Device To Yourself!

"Seems to me that if you want it to work like a Taser you need two connection points that are spread rather far apart (the two probes that fly out of the Taser gun both need to hit, and it does work by contracting muscles about crap, what was 15 times a second...let me check my notes, but it has something of an immobilizing effect - hard to explain and not very pleasant) - otherwise it'll just hurt your arm a lot, not immobilize anyone. Really you need two - one on the arm and the other, oh, around the waist or ankles to really drop someone. I think they should invent EMD hats and anklets if they really expect people to take them seriously. I'm seriously considering investing heavily in the horse and buggy market - cause that's the way it's looking like things are going."

Jabberkaty commented on Entire Chicken Fits Into 50 oz Can

"We all laugh, until the apocalypse comes."

Jabberkaty commented on Save Money By Bartering

"Pizza and beer is a great bartering tool."

Jabberkaty commented on Are Fireworks Legal In My State?

"Shouldn't we be free to blow off our hands?"

Jabberkaty commented on 11 Healthiest Foods You're Not Eating

"I like cabbage as long as it hasn't been cooked or pickled."

Jabberkaty commented on 7 Most Unhealthy Carnival Foods

"I always share - and I didn't get king-sized, it was regular sized."

Jabberkaty commented on 7 Most Unhealthy Carnival Foods

"@brainwav: I was not a believer in the deep fried candy bar - and then I saw it at a local restaurant and thought 'what the hell...' I've never looked back. I mean, it's all gooey and melty in all the right ways."