Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on 'Maxim' Editors Suddenly Have 'Crush' On Sarah Jessica Parker, Their Former Pick For 'Unsexiest Broad Alive'

"I wonder how much SJP's flack bribed Maxim? And how much the flack then charged her for the service? You don't really think Maxim changed its mind for free?"

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Is Gotham City Really New York?

"@darcymcgee: Most of Chicago is on 3 separate islands created by canals dug a hundred years ago. @ARP: You left out Italian Beef sandwiches. @Log1c: No, 12" softball is stupid because the ball is as hard as a 9" hard baseball. Real men & real women play 16" ball without gloves."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Jesse Jackson Did Use The N-Word

"@jamiedemon: Umm, yeah, he is. He's a life-long anti-Semite for a start. And now he's a pissed off sore loser because Obama will get to the White House & he won't, except maybe to take the tour. If Obama wins, Jackson & Sharpton are done for as leaders. Good Riddance!"

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Ads For Ad Show Swallow Commuters

"But will Alex Witchel write in the Times that this is the first time an AMC show has been advertised this way? And will she attack anyone that disagrees with her?"

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Giant Cassette Tapes Will Crush the MP3 Revolution

"I remember this as the Elcassete. I believe that Philips licensed it's design as the basis of the Compact Cassette."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Hancock Isn't The First Superhero Screw-Up

"And not one mention of either Mr."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Your Spoiler Forecast for 20 Movies And TV Shows

"Pierre Boulle wrote a sequel to "The Day The Earth Stood Still". It's years since I read it but it had a twist: Gort is the alien & Klaatu is the robot."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Jesse Jackson To Threaten Obama's "Nuts" Tonight On Fox News

"At least Obama can now say that Jackson doesn't believe he's a Muslim. Jackson knows that Barry is actually Jewish, that's why he hate him."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Shaken Hollywood Discovers Grim Reality That Actors, Stuntmen are Mortal

"I'm old enough to remember that Yvonne DeCarlo's husband, stuntman Robert Morgan, was seriously injured from a stunt in "How The West Was Won". I believe his legs were crushed. It's the scene where there are logs on a flat car & a moving train."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Where Should The Consumerist Customer Service Story Slam Meet?

"@teahead215: Only if everyone wears a blue polo shirt."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Eat Less, Live Longer

"Then why don't the starving people in Africa, Burma & India live forever? There's quite a big hole in this theory. Even big fat me could fit through it!"

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on UPDATE: Ruby Tuesday Says Man Ordered Fatal Crab Dish

"@veverkap: Part of a duo called Mig & Tig? OxAcytel? Mighty Brazing Rod?"

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Insane Courtney Love Mistakes Court For Oscars

"I can just see some has been celebs getting themselves arrested just to do the perp walk for the PR as a career move. I'm too tired & I just can't think who would do such a thing. Any suggestions."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Oh It's So Obvious

"@buckshot: You must be very young, Wild Irish Rose was heavily advertised in the 70s"

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on A Cuddly Gay Icon For Fox News

"@smecktacular: Greta is probably trying to get Shep into $cientology & find him a beard."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on A Guide To The Media Methuselahs

"@MrInBetween: Zell always looks like an alien on a cheesy TV SF show."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on A Guide To The Media Methuselahs

"@Tattertotter: Kirk Kerkorian beats out Buffet any day in the really old, decrepit geezer club!"

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Target Discontinues Coupon Due To Rampant Fraud

"@Mom2Talavera: I got one of those coupons, so curiosity caused me to scan it & then print it. The original got printed my my 4 year old Canon S750 in color, I printed the copy on a laser."