Digitizer commented on Seriously, Your Mom Still Picks Out Your Underwear?
"Mum, do these make my **** look big?"
Digitizer commented on You Will Probably Never See A Blockbuster SD-Card Kiosk
"Blockbuster is going to try and try and try until they are on top of the industry."
Digitizer commented on Pizza Hut Coupons Let You Choose To Be An Idiot If You Want
"My arteries are now officially contracting for 1 Large multiple-topping pizza from Pizza Hut."
Digitizer commented on Perkins Is Really Genuinely Concerned That Your French Dip Sandwich Sucked
"There are so many families starving in third world countries that would gladly give a limb for regular bread alone."
Digitizer commented on Reader: "Paid My T-Mobile Bill, Saw Some Boobs"
"@B: Yes, porn stars definitely do "consume"...."
Digitizer commented on Kellogg Hints That Cocoa Krispies Will Save Your Kids From Swine Flu
"Kids may still get H1N1 if they eat their Cocoa Krispies, but the virus will probably lodge deep in their brand new cavities."
Digitizer commented on How Will You Get Rid Of Leftover Halloween Candy?
"Shoot video of myself eating it all in one sitting and getting sick, post in on YouTube; voila, instant celebrity."
Digitizer commented on 3 Cellphone Apps To Block Texting While Driving
"@Trai_Dep: I hear that when the taser discharges, it auto-emails the victim a coupon for 1.00 off a 8 count of Charmin Ultra, featuring patented "less is more" mini technology-pockets...."
"@Areyouagoodlittleconsumer: ah, the classic boxing-in on the highway---it takes skill to master, but it's very satisfiying...."
"@zombies.like.lattés.too: But they sure won't try TXTING while driving again, will they?"
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