Walmart: You Cannot Buy This Lamp Anywhere, So Just Give Up
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Walmart: You Cannot Buy This Lamp Anywhere, So Just Give Up

Sears Is Rather Generous With The Term "Sale!"
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Sears Is Rather Generous With The Term "Sale!"

AIG Swaps "Retention Bonuses" For Annual Bonuses
Your taxdollars at work

AIG Swaps "Retention Bonuses" For Annual Bonuses

Panic: Are Consumers Scared To Buy Gift Cards?
Gift Cards

Panic: Are Consumers Scared To Buy Gift Cards?

Walgreens Jerks You Around When You Try To Buy Plan B
Plan B

Walgreens Jerks You Around When You Try To Buy Plan B

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How To File A Lawsuit

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    • Walmart: You Cannot Buy This Lamp Anywhere, So Just Give Up We love Walmart's website. We really do. Here's a nice lamp that you can't buy. At all. Deal with it. (Thanks, Evan!) MORE »

      15 comments

    • bad deals

      Sears Is Rather Generous With The Term "Sale!"

      Reader S. says:
      I went to a local Sears to return some parts (don't get me started) and the attached [photo] amused me.
      More »

      8:26 AM on Tue Dec 2 2008
      By Meg Marco
      5,406 views, 17 comments

    • Your taxdollars at work

      AIG Swaps "Retention Bonuses" For Annual Bonuses

      In order to get a giant honking bailout from Congress, AIG pledged it would give up executives annual bonuses, but guess what? They found a way to give them anyway. More »

      7:59 AM on Tue Dec 2 2008
      By Ben Popken
      3,397 views, 45 comments

    • Frugality

      Man Extends Cleanser's Life By Putting Water In It

      Reader Andrew would like everyone to know that he's able to get 20 extra uses out of his Neutrogena skin cleaning face wash by dribbling a bit of water in the top. He writes, "The resulting soap isn't much thinner than the original formula; it foams up and cleans just as well." Congrats, Andrew. Now, if we can just get you to not buy the unnecessary metrosexual cleansing product in the first place then you'll really be set.

      7:49 AM on Tue Dec 2 2008
      By Ben Popken
      1,544 views, 46 comments

      Most discussed bluewyvern: Um. Face wash is NOT an "unnecessary metrosexual cleansing product." It's FACE WASH. As in, to keep that skanky festering more »

    • melamine

      FDA Sets Acceptable Melamine Levels For Baby Formula

      Mommy, I'm hungry, can I have more melamine? Sure thing, sweetie, because the FDA established that 1 part per million of melamine in baby formula is cool, as long as an additional chemical isn't present. More »

      7:42 AM on Tue Dec 2 2008
      By Ben Popken
      834 views, 12 comments

    • Mervyn's

      Mervyn's Charges $15 Fee To Talk To Customer Service

      Reader Christi reports that Mervyns, a mid-range department store that is closing all its locations, now charges you a $15 fee if you want to talk to customer service over the phone. When Christi called a store to complain, they told her to call the number back, accept the charge, then ask them what the heck was going on. Thing is, Christi was just calling to make a payment by phone, More »

      7:26 AM on Tue Dec 2 2008
      By Ben Popken
      2,683 views, 19 comments

      Most discussed sleze69: Unless there are clear cases where they will refund the $15 "deposit," I am pretty sure this is illegal. more »

    • Sales

      Morning Deals

      • Woot: Philips Plug and Play USB Webcam with Microphone – 2 Pack for $12.99
      • Lowe's: Dog Kennel for $15
      • FinishLine: Crocs Toddler Endeavor Sandal Shoe for $4.98
      Highlights From Buxr
      • Amazon: OCZ OCZ2G8004GK DDR2 800MHz 4 GB Gold Edition Kit for $4.99 after two $20 rebates w/ Free shipping
      • Victoria's Secret: 20% OFF your Entire Order w/ coupon code: GET20
      • Ralph Lauren: 30% off any purchase + Free Shipping w/ coupon code: GIFT2008
      Highlights From Dealhack
      • Best Buy: Polaroid POGO Mobile Photo Printer now $80
      • Amazon: SanDisk Sansa Fuze 8GB MP3 Player $70 Shipped
      • Borders.com: Save 40% off All DVD Box Sets
      Highlights From Dealnews
      • Newegg: Rosewill 8-Bay RAID Storage System with WD 1TB Hard Drive for $349 + $22 s&h
      • Meritline: GT 4 Pro Racing Wheel for Nintendo Wii for $7 + free shipping
      • Newegg: Rosewill 45-Piece Computer Toolkit for $10 + free shipping

      6:26 AM on Tue Dec 2 2008
      By Ben Popken
      478 views, 17 comments

      Most discussed GuJiaXian: With all the various "a child's foot was mangled while wearing Crocs" stories that run here, I'm surprised that one more »

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      1. Can You Finish The 50 Pound Burger And Win $1,000? (13,173 views, 65 comments)
      2. Mom Finds Scorpion In Bananas (10,852 views, 54 comments)
      3. How Many Hours Does It Take To Tell Comcast That You Can't Make Local Calls? (7,393 views, 48 comments)
      4. Walgreens Jerks You Around When You Try To Buy Plan B (139 comments, 7,385 views)
      5. WaMu Told Washington That Adjustable Rate Mortgages Were Safer Than Some Fixed Ones (43 comments, 3,341 views)

      5:00 PM on Mon Dec 1 2008

    • Gift Cards

      Panic: Are Consumers Scared To Buy Gift Cards?

      Earlier this year when the Sharper Image declared bankruptcy, they briefly stopped accepting gift certificates. Eventually, they did start accepting them again — but with the requirement that consumers buy twice the face value of the card. This, it seems, has caused a fair amount of panic among consumers. Chain emails are circulating warning shoppers not to buy gift cards from various retailers — claiming that they are going out of business. But are they? More »

      4:16 PM on Mon Dec 1 2008
      By Meg Marco
      8,750 views, 102 comments

      Most discussed APFPilot: I'm not scared, but I won't be buying any, why should I give companies interest free loans? more »

    • Plan B

      Walgreens Jerks You Around When You Try To Buy Plan B

      Michael's girlfriend tried to buy Plan B yesterday, but the Oxford, MS Walgreens pharmacy seemed to go out of their way to make it has hard as possible. Mere incompetence doesn't explain what happened. Instead, it sounds more like a consciously decided system of policies designed to discourage people from buying the pill... More »

      3:15 PM on Mon Dec 1 2008
      By Ben Popken
      51,118 views, 311 comments

      Most discussed jurijuri: I still think that if your religion interferes with your job, you should find another job. more »

    • filing.jpg Lawsuits

      How To File A Lawsuit

      Consumerist empowers consumers to take on bad companies, but sometimes even the negative PR that Consumerist can bring to bear is not enough to persuade companies to behave. When that happens, you might have to sue in order to get what you want. Here is a brief guide to your options when you decide you need to escalate your complaint to the courts. More »

      2:57 PM on Mon Dec 1 2008
      By Sam Glover
      5,415 views, 23 comments

      Most discussed Eyebrows McGee: Make sure you check the fees (often available online). I live in a county where filing a small claims case more »

    • Black Friday

      Black Friday Sugar Rush Won't Last For Retailers

      While Black Friday revenues were up from last year, retailers are just getting a quick high. The crash starts tomorrow. More »

      2:35 PM on Mon Dec 1 2008
      By Ben Popken
      6,595 views, 32 comments

    • Walmart

      Mom Finds Scorpion In Bananas

      A young mom found an Israeli Gold scorpion in a pile of bananas she picked up from ASDA, a UK supermarket chain owned by Walmart. More »

      2:03 PM on Mon Dec 1 2008
      By Ben Popken
      25,218 views, 93 comments

    • If you're in the Boston area, be sure to check out Consumer Reports' Holiday Smart Labs. There's a kiosk where shoppers can access ConsumerReports.org and take away a free 24-hour access pass to the site. The kiosks will be open at the North Shore Mall in Peabody, South Shore Mall in Braintree and Burlington Mall in Burlington from 12/4 - 12/7.

      2 comments

    • Today is apparently National Bloody Mary Day, otherwise known as the day Consumerist is not responsible for its many typos. [BuzzFeed]

      10 comments

    • Department of no shit

      US In Recession Since Dec '07, Says Official Stat Group

      We've been in a recession since December 2007, according to a fancypants stat group. WSJ reports, "In a statement, the National Bureau of Economic Research said its Business Cycle Dating Committee determined that the U.S. entered recession in December 2007, marking the end of the economic expansion that began in November 2001." I don't think Americans need a committee to tell them the economy has been on the express the train to Suck City for over a year... More »

      1:15 PM on Mon Dec 1 2008
      By Ben Popken
      3,472 views, 43 comments

      Most discussed PunditGuy: "Recession" has a specific definition. A bad economy doesn't equal a recession any more than the sun going behind a more »

    • Comcatastrophe

      How Many Hours Does It Take To Tell Comcast That You Can't Make Local Calls?

      Reader Brad forwarded some links to chat transcripts in which he tries to tell Comcast that he can't make local calls, during which he alternates from incredulity to despair then back to incredulity again. He even sings to the CSR. More »

      12:53 PM on Mon Dec 1 2008
      By Meg Marco
      12,460 views, 63 comments

    • Money meltdown

      WaMu Told Washington That Adjustable Rate Mortgages Were Safer Than Some Fixed Ones

      The Associated Press says that a review of regulatory documents shows that years before the subprime mortgage crises developed into a full blown economic meltdown— the government ignored warnings and listened instead to lobbyists who represented some of the same banks that have now failed. More »

      11:34 AM on Mon Dec 1 2008
      By Meg Marco
      5,266 views, 52 comments

      Most discussed savdavid: Sadly, I agree with Ronin, the CEO and executives will get their bonuses, retire as millionaires and live happily ever more »

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