Bhp9mm commented on Classic Clips: Bill Gates Chews Out Microsoft Over XP

"@QAdam: "COULD EVERYONE TAKE ONE FUCKING SECOND AND LEARN HOW TO READ AND WRITE CLEARLY?!?!??!?!?!"

Bhp9mm commented on Knight Rider GPS With KITT's Voice!

"OMG OMG OMG."

Bhp9mm commented on Flame-Throwing Wheelchair Makes Me Want to Break a Leg

""That's a nice flame job you got there… Let me give you a little touch up." Extra points if you know what movie that's from."

Bhp9mm commented on La Fresh "Tech Pack" Towlettes For Gadget Germ Killing and Impromptu Geek Showers

"Sure you can put a kit like this together for $1.50, but this one says "LA FRESH" on it."

Bhp9mm commented on Caption Contest: The Birthday Robot's Children Massacre

"Tony Stark's ill fated first test of his battle armor."

Bhp9mm commented on Question of the Day: Do You Use an Anti-Virus Program?

"I use a Commodore64 behind 5 routers 2 switches,4 firewall appliances, and a surge suppressor."

Bhp9mm commented on How to Cram All Your Travel Gear in One Bag

"My best tip is to pack clothing made of scientifically engineered fabrics."

Bhp9mm commented on Microsoft TouchWall: Surface for the Common Man

"This technology could be used everywhere."

Bhp9mm commented on Fake Credit Card Reader Found At California Grocery Store Linked To Thefts

"@esd2020: You can retrieve the numbers in various ways."

Bhp9mm commented on Panasonic's Atom-Based Toughbook UMPC Is Mini Hercules

"The number pad in the middle is for salespeople."

Bhp9mm commented on Homemade "BumBot" Wages War on Riff-Raff

"@Ghede: I hate to break it to you but drug dealers aren't that terribly difficult to spot."

Bhp9mm commented on Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

"Best post title ever!"

Bhp9mm commented on Quick-Kill Multiple Programs with Batch Files

"Before we get too excited trying to figure out why taskkill isn't working properly and we can't kill iTunesHelper, perhaps we should check if we have taskkill."

Bhp9mm commented on CES Attendees Getting Excited For AVN

"Just feel the heat coming off those genitals..."

Bhp9mm commented on New Israeli Anti-Hijack Pilot Verification System Cannot Be Bluffed

"Ben Gurion airport in Tel Aviv is the only airport that I have ever been to where they were serious about security."

Bhp9mm commented on Recoilless Auto Shotgun Fires 300 Rounds Per Minute, No Cleaning or Lube Required

"@prodigal_son: Was that a joke I missed?"

Bhp9mm commented on Extreme Hi-Tech Log Cabin Would Make Al Gore Cry (Gallery)

"@johnnyabnormal: Listen pussycat, smile a bit. You are too tense."

Bhp9mm commented on Hippies Using Human Hair to Soak Up Oil Spills

"Didn't Southpark cover that hair was the most absorbent substance on earth with Cherokee hair tampons?"