AwesomeJerkface commented on Fried Green Tomatoes

"@IAmDoingThis: Yes."

AwesomeJerkface commented on November Vain

"@boobookitteh: You mean former Red Sox punks right?"

AwesomeJerkface commented on November Vain

"@SomeAuthorGirl: You obviously haven't been to the north side of Chicago."

AwesomeJerkface commented on The View: For Some, Abortion Is An Easy Decision

"@JezeBoy: That and pro-lifers will always return, "But why then punish the baby for someone else's crime?" Which is a reason why that argument is tired and pointless."

AwesomeJerkface commented on Food Racism Isn't What We Thought It Was

"@sumerfish: That's interesting, because I could've always sworn produce verging on the bit of too ripe was just cheaper."

AwesomeJerkface commented on Food Racism Isn't What We Thought It Was

"@FaceMonkey: Well I guess you weren't the Asian kid growing up that had to constantly explain, "No they don't put pigeon, dog, or cat in sesame chicken."

AwesomeJerkface commented on Food Racism Isn't What We Thought It Was

"@Stephanie wishes to kill Tucker Max: No, actually I think that's a worse stereotype considering Mexico is a really small portion of the Latino community."

AwesomeJerkface commented on Swiss Reject Second Polanski Bail Offer

"@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Except it's not karma..."

AwesomeJerkface commented on "Hey Girl, I Think My Car Got Stolen"

"@screamkat: What's with most guys wanting a shirt that's two sizes too big? A shirt fits when the shoulder seams hit the shoulder joint in the middle, and the waist hem hits the waist."

AwesomeJerkface commented on Not That You Asked: Some Advice For An Advice Columnist

"You know the most ironic part about the need to punish sexual violence with gross violence by a righteous straight male defender is that the justice system and the public in this country really doesn't give a shit about rape unless it's..."