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"@y2julio: Funny, that's exactly what she's saying the ad claims, and that's not what she's getting. I don't see how that's hard to understand."

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AwesomeJerkface commented on DIY Leatherman Compact Keychain

"It'll be awesome trying to explain it at an airport."

AwesomeJerkface commented on Eat Healthier Using Twelve "Instead Of" Steps

"@dragynphyre: Except lactose intolerance is an intolerance to milk sugars which skim still has plenty of."

AwesomeJerkface commented on Economic Stimulus Plan Passes

"@timechaser: Actually, the last time a tax rebate was distributed, there wasn't a presidential election in the works."

AwesomeJerkface commented on How Do You Deal with Gadget Lust?

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"@jonnydover: You're absolutely right."

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