Everyone Knows How To Handle A Stolen Checkbook Except For Verizon
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Everyone Knows How To Handle A Stolen Checkbook Except For Verizon

Benefit Cosmetics Hopes You Buy More Of Their Defectively Packaged Product
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Benefit Cosmetics Hopes You Buy More Of Their Defectively Packaged Product

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Top 10 Ironic Ads From History

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FDA May Take Vicodin And Percocet Off The Market

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How, Exactly, Did E. coli Get In Nestle's Cookie Dough?

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Sears: Lose Your Job, Keep Your Purchase, Forget The Debt

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      Geek Squad: Sorry We Accidentally Hosed Your Motherboard. Here's A Vastly Inferior Replacement

      Geek Squad tried to repair a broken fan in Brian's Sony laptop, but somehow managed to instead break the laptop's motherboard, processor, and much of the internal cabling. Though Geek Squad replaced all the damaged parts, Brian soon realized that the laptop's new processor was slower and cheaper than the original model... More »

      10:00 AM on Sat Jul 4 2009
      By Carey
      1,997 views, 19 comments

      Most discussed Radi0logy: Yes, Geek Squad sucks and they messed it up. But I do take issue with claiming that there is a more »

    • Kansas

      Need An Ambulance? If You're Overweight, It's Going To Cost An Extra $543

      An ambulance ride with American Medical Response in Topeka, Kansas will soon cost an extra $543 for folks weighing 350 pounds or more. Though AMR already owns cots that can support up to 500 pounds, they claim that because of rising demand from so-called "bariatric patients," they now need to buy winches and "extra large and reinforced cots." More »

      8:00 AM on Sat Jul 4 2009
      By Carey
      1,666 views, 69 comments

      Most discussed Steve Pan: Can you imagine how much Marxist healthcare would cost Americans if we let all overweight people get treatment on our more »

    • Everything will kill you

      Recall Roundup - Pretty Much Everything Is Catching Fire

      The big news in recalls this week was continuing recalls of Simplicity drop-side cribs. Since the company is no longer in business, in order to get the crib away from your children, return it to the retailer where it was purchased. Also, check your home for other problematic recalled Simplicity products. More »

      7:01 PM on Fri Jul 3 2009
      By Laura Northrup
      3,073 views, 44 comments

      Most discussed Steve Pan: Product recalls are Unconstitutional and violate company's rights to sell their products on a free market. Instead of a heavy handed more »

    • infomercials

      Quick, What Is This Woman Doing?

      She has some form of pump attached to her face. She's moving her head up and down rhythmically... What the....?? More »

      6:14 PM on Fri Jul 3 2009
      By Lucy Bayly
      10,228 views, 33 comments

    • america. Flickr

      Consumerist Friday Flickr Finds

      This week we've selected ten wonderful photos submitted by readers to The Consumerist Flickr Pool. There's one beautiful summer one for foot fetishists, a final shout out to Billy Mays, and then we're going with a general Americana vibe for the rest in honor of the Fourth of July. More »

      6:06 PM on Fri Jul 3 2009
      By Chris Walters
      1,755 views, 1 comment

      Latest by Blue387: You left one out: [www.flickr.com] more »

    • Pets

      No, Your Dog Does Not Want To Watch Fireworks And Drink Margaritas At The Beach

      Consumer Reports is always ruining my fun. First, they want me to make sure that the fireworks I set off in my backyard are safety certified. Whatever. Now they're telling me that I shouldn't bring my dog to see fireworks with me. AND that I shouldn't give her any beer, or even let her help herself to the barbecue this weekend. More »

      5:46 PM on Fri Jul 3 2009
      By Laura Northrup
      3,497 views, 67 comments

      Most discussed I Love New Jersey: Dogs tend not to like loud music. And what sort of backwards hick states would have legal fireworks? more »

    • Above and Beyond

      Allergy Card Company Sends Useful Things You Didn't Order

      Select Wisely is a company that makes food allergy/sensitivity cards and medical emergency cards for travelers in a wide variety of languages so you don't need to worry about random shrimp or peanuts showing up in your food on a business trip to China. Reader Michael (commenter LetMeGetTheManager) ordered a set of cards, and was so delighted with their service that he just had to e-mail Consumerist. More »

      5:15 PM on Fri Jul 3 2009
      By Laura Northrup
      4,153 views, 22 comments

      Most discussed trixrabbit: as a frequent overseas traveler, these will not work. here's why: 1. go someplace to eat2. show card3. waiter/waitress/owner says "yup, more »

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      5:00 PM on Fri Jul 3 2009
      By Laura Northrup
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    • Verizon sucks really, really hard bureaucracy

      Everyone Knows How To Handle A Stolen Checkbook Except For Verizon

      Yesterday I was musing that Time Warner Cable was passing the cost of customer care off to other businesses, by requiring customers to take half-days or full days off of work just to wait for a cable repairman. Today I think I stumbled upon another hidden economic impact of bad customer service: it's responsible for generating a lot of the "free" content online. The next time you're reading an IMDB entry about "Damages" or "Big Love" for example, you can thank Verizon's collection of angry, confused, and possibly insane employees, and all the idle time they create for a customer who has to deal with them. More »

      4:26 PM on Fri Jul 3 2009
      By Chris Walters
      5,160 views, 24 comments

      Most discussed Muhammed T Prophet: Nt t blm th vctm, bt f Hrtt ws llwng Vrzn t t-dbt hr ccnt ths ws bnd t hppn. more »

    • Bernie Madoff

      Tell Your Great-Grandchildren To Protect Their Money In 2139

      When Bernie Madoff was sentenced to 150 years in prison, they weren't kidding around. Here's a screencap of his profile in the U.S. federal prison system database. He's in the system as scheduled for release in 2139. More »

      2:48 PM on Fri Jul 3 2009
      By Laura Northrup
      2,735 views, 31 comments

      Most discussed Digitizer: Money as we know it won't even exist in 2139, they'll be replaced by "virtua-banks" implanted in our forearms that more »

    • greater transparency with online ads Privacy

      Marketers Announce They Will Bring More Transparency To Personal Data Collection By 2010

      Several major advertising trade groups announced yesterday that starting in 2010, they will implement a new set of self-imposed guidelines on how they collect and use your personal info, in an attempt to prevent the government from handing down federal regulations. More »

      2:32 PM on Fri Jul 3 2009
      By Chris Walters
      870 views, 8 comments

    • AOHell

      Ex-Time Warner Employee's Zombie AOL Account Finally Put To Rest

      You may remember Jennifer, who we wrote about on Wednesday. She suddenly started receiving collection notices for an AOL account she hadn't paid for since 2000. Her situation has since been resolved, and serves as an important reminder about accounts and benefits when changing jobs. More »

      2:28 PM on Fri Jul 3 2009
      By Laura Northrup
      3,620 views, 5 comments

      Most discussed Skaperen: Instead of warning people that a free perk as an employee becomes a chargeable account when they leave, they should more »

    • Badvertising

      Circa 1960s Ad: Sugar Prevents Overeating

      Last week, we wrote about how sugar isn't any better than corn syrup when it comes to you health. But it turns out we were wrong. According to this old ad I just found, sugar is perfect for weight-watching: "That's because sugar helps prevent you from overeating... with sugar in your diet, you're happier with smaller portions of everything." More »

      2:08 PM on Fri Jul 3 2009
      By McLaren and Torchinsky
      2,834 views, 26 comments

      Most discussed Eyebrows McGee (now...: Sugar as a seasoning for soup? EW. I think they confused it with salt there. more »

    • Diy iphone dock

      How To Maintain Your New iPhone's Erection—For Free!

      I've been a satisfied owner of an original iPhone for a while, and recently upgraded to an iPhone 3G for $99. The crappy part is, on the new phone, Apple is no longer including the handy little dock, forcing the poor device to lie prone, without dignity. More »

      1:51 PM on Fri Jul 3 2009
      By McLaren and Torchinsky
      4,650 views, 12 comments

      Most discussed BZMedia: Or you can use an in-desk grommet from Belkin: [catalog.belkin.com] more »

    • That end-of-the-school-year DVD may have been homemade by the teacher, but that doesn't mean it can't pack an accidental porno cherrybomb. An elementary school teacher in Sacramento mistakenly included 6 seconds of a "home movie" in a compilation she sent home to students. Click through to the article for an awesome photo illustration of how adults think kids react to gross-out grownup stuff. [SFGate] (Thanks to Paul!) (Photo: Adactio)

      19 comments

    • Amalgamated sea creatures

      Sci-fi Fish Scaring the Hell Out Of Us

      If you subsisted on a diet entirely of fish, which would kill you first: mad-cow fish or super tuna? Two stories this week make you wonder. First, Reuters reports on the risk of mad cow disease from farmed fish. Scientists are concerned that the fish, who, curiously enough, dine on pieces of cow, may transmit Creutzfeldt Jakob disease to humans. More »

      12:43 PM on Fri Jul 3 2009
      By McLaren and Torchinsky
      3,229 views, 11 comments

      Most discussed Jason Goodmanson: That fish looks like a wolf eel - but something isn't quite right about it. I see wolf eels more »

    • Money

      Personal Finance Roundup

      Michael Jackson's Death and Your Estate Plan [Smart Money] "For those who already have an existing estate plan, here's how the larger 2009 exemption could affect you - along with some advice on how to avoid potential danger zones."
      How to Make the Most of a College Degree [Free Money Finance] "What can/should potential graduates do to make the most of their college degree financially?"
      Keeping Finances Afloat During a Divorce [Wall Street Journal] "Here are some ways to salvage finances during a divorce."
      Is 'Cash for clunkers' right for you? [Bankrate] "Before taking up Obama on 'Cash for clunkers,' decide if selling your car would bring in more money."
      The 10 Most Dollar-Discounted Housing Markets [US News] "Listing prices in these cities have been slashed by millions of dollars over the past year."

      — FREE MONEY FINANCE (Photo: frankieleon)

      12:38 PM on Fri Jul 3 2009
      By FMF
      320 views, 1 comment

    • Look at my new jewelry I just picked up at the airport! Traveling

      Never Pack Your Jewelry In Checked Baggage

      This past February, a Delta customer had her expensive heirloom jewelry stolen from her checked bag on a trip from Rochester through Atlanta to Las Vegas:

      My suitcase had been opened, my jewelry bag unzipped, and my fine jewelry (gold, diamonds, sapphires) had been hand picked out of the jewelry bag and the inexpensive jewelry (plastic, glass, metal) left strewn across my belongings inside my suitcase.

      More »

      12:25 PM on Fri Jul 3 2009
      By Chris Walters
      5,758 views, 65 comments

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