When NPR asked the FDA "point man" on "all things e. coli" whether bagged salad was safe to eat he replied, "No, I don't believe it is." Good enough for us.

Anyway, how hard is it to chop up your own lettuce? It takes what, 5 seconds? Literally? Chop your own lettuce. Thanks, NPR.—MEGHANN MARCO

Safety Questions Linger Over Pre-Washed Greens [NPR]
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