It would appear that losing an arm to an animatronic bear is now the second-leading injury at Chuck E. Cheese. These plastic siren whistles have been recalled as a choking hazard, with reports that at least three children "swallow[ed] pieces of the plastic siren whistle," setting the stage for the most festive asphyxiation ever.

Chuck E. Cheese s Announce Recall of Plastic Siren Whistles [CPSC]