A jury acquitted Gustavo Cardenas, an outsourced Comcast cable tech, of raping a 25-year-old-single mother, the Daily Herald reports. Investigators found Cardenas' DNA in saliva on the victim's breasts.
Hearing the verdict, Cardenas broke into a broad smile aimed at his bosses from Baker Installations, a subcontractor for Comcast, who watched the trial.Those crazy Comcast kids, always getting into scrapes and hijinx inside customer's homes. — BEN POPKEN"I'm free," he said as he headed out of the courthouse.
Cable installer acquitted of abuse charges [Daily Herald] (Thanks to Ian!)
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