• 29 year old tort law, not indexed for inflation, means the city of Homewood, AL won't even pay enough to cut this lady's arm off.
• If McDonald's was a cable company..."I'm sorry sir. I'm not authorized to handle value meals."
• No doubt inspired by the loving descriptions on Amazon.com, five fat black girls rob shopper for his milk.
• If you experience telephone customer service sucking to an unusually degree Sept 4th-8th, maybe it's because it's National Breastfeeding at Work Week.