• Continental Airlines

    Continental Airlines: Eliter Than Thou

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    When checking the status of his Continental Frequent Flyer miles, Upgrade Travel discovered that he had been subjugated to a cattle car with the rest of Continental's social refuse, a tattoo brand of 'Non-Elite' scrawled across the skin of his metaphorical forearm.

    Rejected terminology for Continental Airlines' base level Frequent Flyers?

    Pleb
    Riff-raff
    Reject
    Hose beast

    And that's just to get you rolling. Come up with your own!

    Continental Wants You To Know Your Place

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