• Sarah enjoys pain, not only does she have a Cingular phone, she's spent 4.5 hours on the phone with customer service. [Bag of Rocks]
• "You're a national communications leviathan, and you can't overnight a cellphone to one of your customers?" — "That's correct sir." [Itchi23]
• Brian isn't sure who he hates more at Orbitz, the robots or the people. [Brianstorms]
• This billboard contains a logical fallacy and we mean that in the most non-sexual possible. [ANIMAL]

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